how do I let girls know I'm hung without being creepy

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does anyone have any suggestions especally girls?

two things that work for me is letting other people talk about it and acting embarrassed about it she what she does and saying "its really not that big of a deal... they all just think I'm supposed to get a job in porn cause I'm larger than most" then drop it unless she starts talking about it then play coy until she's begging to see it. they always wanna see it. The other thing I do is joke about it. saying how small it is. My jokes and comments are filled with so much hyperbole that they realize I'm joking but are kind of curious because most guys brag about being big and aren't that they kind of wonder about a guy who is confident enough to joke that he uses a thimble for a condom. The latter works well with girls who might be intimidated by a HUGE cock
 

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Want to attract the attention of women?

Get married. Have a child. Buy a stroller. Push the child in the stroller around the walking path at the local park on sunny afternoons. If your experience is like mine was this last weekend, all kinds of women will be smiling at you and wanting to chat with you. :cool: Nothing seems to attract women like a man with a toddler.

After they look at the child, maybe there's a chance they'll also notice you're hung.
 

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Want to attract the attention of women?

Get married. Have a child. Buy a stroller. Push the child in the stroller around the walking path at the local park on sunny afternoons. If your experience is like mine was this last weekend, all kinds of women will be smiling at you and wanting to chat with you. :cool: Nothing seems to attract women like a man with a toddler.

After they look at the child, maybe there's a chance they'll also notice you're hung.


MY GOD that was the most hilarious thing I heard all day long!!!!! Kudos to speedo guy for the most innovative answer!!!
 

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I don't even know if I previously responded to this thread, but I wanted to say...

Since guys are such liars about everything from prowess to experience to dick size, even if you did somehow mention it in passing, it's unlikely you would be believed.
 

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Want to attract the attention of women?

Get married. Have a child. Buy a stroller. Push the child in the stroller around the walking path at the local park on sunny afternoons. If your experience is like mine was this last weekend, all kinds of women will be smiling at you and wanting to chat with you. :cool: Nothing seems to attract women like a man with a toddler.

After they look at the child, maybe there's a chance they'll also notice you're hung.
hahaha...but I think pushing your baby around in pants or shorts that show off your cock constitutes "creepy".
 

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If the women you hang out with are all friends/acquaintances, the easiest way is to somehow arrange to have sex with one of them. Accomplish this, and your work is done. Word of mouth does the rest.

Kev
 
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hahaha...but I think pushing your baby around in pants or shorts that show off your cock constitutes "creepy".

Yeah how does that work? You're pushing a stroller while wearing your Speedos?

Step 1: Take her to the pool.
Step 2: Wear board shorts.
Step 3: Make sure she's looking when you get out.

Problem solved! :tongue:

What it the water's cold? :redface:
 

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two things that work for me is letting other people talk about it and acting embarrassed about it she what she does and saying "its really not that big of a deal... they all just think I'm supposed to get a job in porn cause I'm larger than most" then drop it unless she starts talking about it then play coy until she's begging to see it. they always wanna see it. The other thing I do is joke about it. saying how small it is. My jokes and comments are filled with so much hyperbole that they realize I'm joking but are kind of curious because most guys brag about being big and aren't that they kind of wonder about a guy who is confident enough to joke that he uses a thimble for a condom. The latter works well with girls who might be intimidated by a HUGE cock

Agreed entirely.

Let others do the talking and "bragging" on your behalf.

False modesty works wonders for me and pretty much all of my friends and neighbours know I'm packing which results in some pretty interesting propositions.

Those that are disinterested in cock size also become fairly obvious, but without any awkwardness or emnarassment on my part as it weren't ME spreading any rumours.

Heck, my lady even carries a couple of pics of my manhood in her purse cuz she enjoys the kudos she recieves and envy that is felt by some of her friends.
 
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Heck, my lady even carries a couple of pics of my manhood in her purse cuz she enjoys the kudos she recieves and envy that is felt by some of her friends.

I can imagine the raised eyebrows if she drops her wallet at work. :eek:mfg:
 

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Wiat until she starts complaining about clothes. Since men's clothing is based on measurements, and women's clothing is based on nothing, this is a fair complaint.

Say things like "Yes, but buying men's underwear is like buying a bra based on how tall you are" or "Yes, but men's underwear is based on your waist size, which is totally ridiculuous. If I want something around my waist, I'll buy a belt"

You'll then likely have a joke together about how men's underwear would have to be sold as large, larger, and largest, because most guys would rather do without than buy a small.

It won't take her too long to realize that a) some men don't complain about this and b) many men don't have this problem. She'll put 2 + 2 together, trust me. Almost every women I've ever met appriciates subtle.

And yes, those jokes have worked.
 

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Unfortunately a lot of guys end up so desperate they don't care why the girl is interested in them. They just want to get laid.

or they just want to hear a girl/woman who TRULY enjoys their cock and expresses it
no matter of her looks,or intentions.:smile:
 
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or they just want to hear a girl/woman who TRULY enjoys their cock and expresses it
no matter of her looks,or intentions.:smile:

Last two posts are very true. If your just looking for sex Hinting at what youve got will get it. And yes Ill admit it can be fun to hook up with a girl who wants you for your size. But if your looking for more there is no reason to say anything about what you have. Because then you definatly dont want a girl who wants you for that reason Just let her find out naturally, It shouldent matter.
 

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Its probably best to try and let her find out for herself. If youy say it u'll look creepy nomatter how you word it.

The best things i can think of is if u were to get one of your friends to say it to her when u r at the bar or soemthing. They could say:

ur a lucky girl!

why?

*hands wide apart* :eek: