how do I make my cum taste better

[brasspin]

I have read alot about foods to avoid because they make your cum taste bad. What foods make it taste good?

 

[Captain Elephant]

Hell if I know. My wife says I taste like pineapple, and I don't remember the last time I ate pineapple. Must be the Guinness.

 

[xcel]

Fruits, which contain fructose sugars, are supposed to make cum taste sweeter.

 

[D_percypenguin]

Pineapple and mango

The natural sugars also give you a bit of extra energy for the task at hand !

 

[D_Hamish Honkinhuge]

I think mine tastes pretty good without any changes.

 

[oldriver]

From what I hear, avoid smoking --- tobacco products, that is --- don't know about the others.

 

[D_flibbledom]

If you chew mint leaves it will make your cum taste better.

 

[deleted15807]

Are body fluids meant to be tasty?

 

[D_Seymour_Dix]

Pineapple, mango, any fruit that has a 'sweet' taste to it.

 

[conchis]

parsley.
and then, don't forget to brush your teeth (pineapple flavored toothpaste, sure)

 

[deleted213967]

I sprinkle some fresh ground peppercorn, kosher salt, lime juice and olive oil, shred some fresh organic basil, stir and serve.

Voilà!

P.S.: You may want to toss in some nuts for a touch of irony.

 

[B_cherri]

Avoid broccoli and cauliflower :yuck:

 

[Captain Elephant]

You'd think someone would have invented a filter-tip by now.

 

[Phil Ayesho]

make your cum taste better by eating it out of your woman's pussy.

 

[silvertriumph2]

This has been covered a number of time, so you might want to use
the search and get a lot of suggestions. In the meantime, in order
to have a sweet tasting pre-cum and cum...

Here are a few to....

Avoid:
Asparagus.....the worst for making it bitter
tobacco
all red meats

Do Eat:
High sugar fruits....pineapple, blueberries, cranberries, pomagranate,
grapes, bananas, etc.
parsley
mint

Hope you get some real sweet juice that both you and your partner
can enjoy! yum:

 

[snottybooger]

hahaha very true phil!