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How Do I Make My Penis Smaller?

Discussion in 'Penis Enlargement' started by D_William Fuckner, Apr 19, 2010.

  1. D_William Fuckner

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    Hey, I'm interested in shrinking my penis. Are there any methods for this?
     
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    See a doctor who specializes in gender reassignment surgery.
    They'll make it real small. :biggrin:
     
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    This is a new one...
     
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    I hear Lorena Bobbitt is available these days...
     
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    Yeppers.. saw her on "Oprah" recently-she's a cut above the rest :)
     
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    Have you tried ice water down your trouser front?
     
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    vegetable peeler?
     
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    The problem is all in your attitude. You just need to watch a lot of big-dick porn. This will eventually make you think that your penis is small.
     
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    :doh: :rofl:
     
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    Eat a lot and don't take any exercise. Not only will your big, fat, round belly make your dick look smaller, but it will actually start to absorb the base of your penis.
     
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    Maybe speak to Small_Al instead of Big_Al?
     
  14. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    So you want a smaller penis AND smaller balls?
    (Judging by what you said about the one guy with pumped nuts was disgusting in another thread.)
     
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    i have a hard time believing the person starting this threat was serious...
     
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    Are you !@#@$ serious? why?..
    Wanna trade? =)
     
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    years ago, after a bout of pnuemonia knocked me out for a month, I told people I had penis reduction surgery when they asked where I had been. hardly anyone got it, a few did, and they thought it was hilarious.
     
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    That reduction surgery does exist but no-body on this website would ever understand why you did it... lol
     
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    Wait till the cold months, then take a long walk out of doors in inadequate clothing. That should shrink it right down.

    God damn it, I don't think this guy is even reading the wonderful advice that we have been giving him! His profile page says that his last activity on the site was four days ago.
     
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