How Do I Make My Penis Smaller?

[Gecko4lif]

The only way I know of to reduce your penis is to stop using it and even then you would only lose maybe 1/2 an inch (length) max over the course 1-2 years

I dont know if it affect girth

 

[B_Hickboy]

1.Go to a thrift shop
2. Buy a big glass ashtray.
3. Take the ashtray home with you.
4. Break the ashtray.
5. Select the biggest, sharpest shard.
6. Start cutting, being careful not to remove too much.

This technique has been very successful for me in the past. I'm down to a svelte 10X8, and living the female sea cucumbers.

 

[MickeyLee]

FleshLight has a reduction sleeve on sale for 50% off.

 

[pomaz59]

Hey, I'm interested in shrinking my penis. Are there any methods for this?

if you are serious about asking, than yes, the docs can shrink it with surgery.
i know, cuz thats what they did to me. but only on the upper side of my dick to correct my downward curvyness (not because i was so hung, lol)

but of course you could do that on both sides and voila, your dick got smaller

 

[Getting9]

I have no idea what your age is but after 50 years of age your ears start to grow as does your nose and your dick starts shrinking. That info I got from my GP.

 

[autoballer]

smoking over time shrinks it

 

[D_William Fuckner]

lol, wtf!! What a funny bump.

 

[LADave]

if you are serious about asking, than yes, the docs can shrink it with surgery.
i know, cuz thats what they did to me. but only on the upper side of my dick to correct my downward curvyness (not because i was so hung, lol)

but of course you could do that on both sides and voila, your dick got smaller

You shouldn't have done that. Downward curving ones are hot.

 

[LADave]

Hey, I'm interested in shrinking my penis. Are there any methods for this?

Are you nuts or what? Here's a couple of ideas. Donate it to me. It could be the first penis transplant that I'm aware of and I'd be real happy with the results. Or just go gay. The gays love big penis'. You'll be very popular and you'll definitely get better blow jobs.

 

[wildmann86]

getting in a cold shower shrinks mine everytime

 

[Charles Finn]

yup just let a doctor cut some of it off