And I suppose 24 hours from Tulsa could be anywhere on the planet?
Honey, 24 hours from Tulsa would be a relief.
Or some might say,
Worcester = Wistah
Gloucester = Glawstah
Haverhill = Hayvrull
Peobody = Pbd (haha, yes or phonetically, Peebadee)
Billerica = Billricka (or if you live there its more like Brrika).
Quincy = Quinzy
Leominster = Lemstah
Medford = Meffah
Methuen = Mettooin
Chatham = Chattum
Concord = Congkid (light on the g, but it is there).
Somerville = Sumvull
Nahant = Nahahnt
Tewksbury = Tooksbry
Chelmsford = Chemsfid
Lowell = Lowl
You're clearly a local boy, too. :biggrin1: