How do you deal with cum after you've masturbated?

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I never liked the idea of a designated cum-rag, it's like when people have a hankerchief just full of boogers that they put back in their pocket lol

If I'm wearing socks, I grab one sock off and turn it inside out and clean off my chest. That's why I'm constantly walking around with only one sock on, but nobody ever asks :)

If I'm not wearing socks, or some other garment I can take off for the day, I'll use yesterdays t-shirt or wifebeater or underwear, or whatever under-garment is @ the top of the dirty-laundry pile. But no matter what I usually make sure it's sitting next to me when I start to JO so I don't have to get up and do that weird Cum-Walk in front of the windows to get a rag :)
 

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When I feel the cum starting I squeeze the base of my dick with a Channelock pliers. Absolutely no mess.
 

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I just rub it onto The Donald's beautiful hair. It helps keep it in place. He really is quite the dad


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I lol'd.

Many times, I'll take a big lick of whatever's on my hand after I jerk off. I don't eat it all or every time.
 

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Man, I just can't get it in me to want to even attempt to move my hand to my mouth if it hits my hand. I just can't.
 

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ps.... i probably haven't done this in years and years, but in the first few years i jacked off i would lick it clean, mostly as a result of not having anything to wipe it up with. i had absolutely no idea anyone else in the world did this.

we certainly are akin to the dogs, and i love it!!!
 

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Eat well, get tons of nutrients for a long time and it doesn't taste bad at all. If I expect a girl to happily slurp it down, I can't be disgusted by it myself. Stay away from the Funyuns and Big Macs and she'll probably notice the difference too.
 

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Some days I bowl my hand and wash it off. Others I eat it (legs over head) , or I might squirt it out and wipe it up with a tissue or a chlorox wipe. Depends on the mood, but legs over head is usually most convinient.
 

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over my hairy belly then I wipe it away with tissues but theres always a big mess thats why sometimes I wish my orgasms were dry :D
 

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It makes an excellent furniture polish and protects from water stains when people carelessly place their glass on the table.