How do you deal with cum after you've masturbated?

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I am all about the mess when I shoot. I want it to land all over me. I always wondered about guys who could clean up with a single tissue then once I started having sex with guys I learned that not all guys shoot the same amount of cum. I could NEVER clean up with tissues, it would take the entire box. I shoot a lot of cum and it is very thick. I have to use a towel. A wash clothe is too small too. Sometimes I hope directly into the shower and wash it off though.
 

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I am all about the mess when I shoot. I want it to land all over me. I always wondered about guys who could clean up with a single tissue then once I started having sex with guys I learned that not all guys shoot the same amount of cum. I could NEVER clean up with tissues, it would take the entire box. I shoot a lot of cum and it is very thick. I have to use a towel. A wash clothe is too small too. Sometimes I hope directly into the shower and wash it off though.
This, I was about to ask how guys can clean it up with tissues. I don't need the entire box, but easily 10-12.

I almost always use a towel, but when I use a washcloth I position above the head and shot into it.
 

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I don't have a penis, but the way my boyfriend handles it has always been interesting to me. He's a germophobe and a clean freak at the same time. When he jacks off, he basically pulls his foreskin forward and cums into his foreskin, then goes into the bathroom and washes it off in the sink. Ha. I'm sure he's not the only person that's done this (and to be honest I didn't read the thread so I'm not sure if others have said they do this) but it's the first time I've heard of it being done and thought it was cute in a quirky sort of way.
 

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I try to knock over the lotion bottle with my shot and then wipe it up with my boxers. I've never been compelled to eat my jizz, and I've never asked a chick to swallow, some do, most don't.
 

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Straight into the trash, over the toilet bowl, or in the shower. The mess is just too much to contain if I shoot on myself. Have tried shooting in my mouth many times and it tastes wretched so I find shooting straight into the trash can the easiest and the most convenient. I used to have a cum rag til my mom found it and thought it was blood. I wear mostly white boxer briefs so I gotta shower immediately after shooting or they will stain.
 

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Just don't get it on the paintwork of your car. It'll mark it if you don't wash it straight off.

*something learned from bitter experience*
 

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I'm not a germophobe but when I jack off, I hold my foreskin and cum into space between foreskin and glans, then go into the bathroom and wash it off in the sink. It is very convenient and clean ;)
 

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Molodoj> That would take all the pleasure from the orgasm for me. Focusing on that would ruin the whole ending :)

I just shoot onto my chest, and perhaps I'm the only one, but there always seems to be at least one dirty sock laying around :)
 

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Molodoj> That would take all the pleasure from the orgasm for me. Focusing on that would ruin the whole ending :)

I just shoot onto my chest, and perhaps I'm the only one, but there always seems to be at least one dirty sock laying around :)

Maybe you're partly right. But cum is hard to wash off from hairy chest.
 

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always keep a nice wollen sock handy by the bed to slip over your cock just before ejaculation. the feeling of it rubbing my glands makes me shoot semen extra hard!!
 

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When I first read the OP, I thought it was sort of an odd thread. But now that I've read the responses, I realize that there is diversity even in this. If I'm jacking, I really enjoy cumming on my chest, forehead, the headboard or whatever. (I'm a big shooter, even in my forties--although I'll admit the shots aren't QUITE as far as they were when I was in my twenties.) Something about the build-up to the orgasm followed by the warm splashes against my skin (and the occasional splat in the eye..hehehehe) has always been a turn-on for me. After a few minutes to catch my breath, I'll usually wipe off with a towel or the boxers lying on the floor beside my bed (can't stand to wear anything when I'm sleeping) depending on the situation. I do enjoy a shower wank on occasion, and used to really like to do that in college when the added danger of someone walking in on me in the dorm gang shower made it all the more exciting, but those are usually quickies, and I don't have to worry about clean up after.

Interesting thread...much more than I thought it would be at first.