How do you discreetly brag about your penis?

[haulthat]

LOL fun topic. Its pretty damn hard. Magnum XL condoms being seen while your digging around for something else would be good. Putting them in the middle of the dining room table, or some place obvious... a little too much. Getting a semi and adjusting yourself, but that's dangerous cause if the situation excites you it will get full blown hard and then you look like a douche. You can mention it without bragging in personal situations if its not completely off topic. If a guy is talking about getting head, you could mention girls have hard time with yours cause its kinda big. Modesty is the key factor. Slightly mentioning it, having that look in your eye when their like is he for real. Just don't mention it and keep mentioning it again and again if they don't grab the bait the first time, sometimes people not reacting means they will react hardcore when your not around.

Which gimmicks do you use to hint that you've a big cock?
Special clothing?
Using LPSG as startpage?
Having XL-condoms visible at home?

Sure, you can show it by being confident. But confident could also mean being wealthy, muscular or being intelligent.

Which method do you use if you want to let a girl (or a boy) to know that you have a big pecker?

 

[maxcok]

I think it's pretty crass and immature to brag about your big cock.

I keep my mouth shut and get the point across in a more subtle way.

I have a whole collection of shirts like this I wear everyday.

 

[615028]

I agree with Rojji. Talkin about it like its not big, or even saying that its small.. Ive gotten better reactions tellin ppl its tiny.. If u say its big, then girl (around here in tx) shrug it off, but if u say its tiny, then they are like "aww come on, show me, I wanna see" Ha, gotcha pussy.

 

[haulthat]

That makes me wonder... why is there not a LPSG tshirt? Not everyone would know what it stood for, and for the guys that did it would be like Fight Club, a slight glance of acknowledgment but never openly addressing it. They should so fucking start that!

I think it's pretty crass and immature to brag about your big cock.

I keep my mouth shut and get the point across in a more subtle way.

I have a whole collection of shirts like this I wear everyday.

 

[615028]

Damn good idea

 

[HorseHung40's]

You don't brag about its size.

 

[mako shark]

Showing off on lpsg is one thing but bragging about size in public probably means you don't have much.

 

[D_76froy]

I don't brag about my size. It's not polite and not a big deal.

 

[unzipped]

I mentioned a long time ago in a previous post...saw a guy in a tank top at a summer concert... had LPSG on it... he obviously had it printed... I mused how many "dicks" knew the meaning..haha

 

[speedjunkie]

To brag about something as trivial as a big penis is just sad.

 

[maxcok]

To brag about something as trivial as a big penis is just sad.

Maybe, but without it this site wouldn't exist.
And they won't like you calling their big penises trivial.

 

[speedjunkie]

Maybe, but without it this site wouldn't exist.
And they won't like you calling their big penises trivial.

:biggrin1:

This is a completely different environment. We all knew exactly what we were getting into when we signed up for accounts here.

 

[selfsuck21]

Urinals are a best place to expose the size of your penis.
With guys, I just time it such that I end up at the urinal next to him when he is peeing. Take a peek at his dick and he will either:
1) peek at yours (then you know you are on the same page) or
2) get upset at you (and this is where you can say sorry.. i didnt mean to peek at yours.... here.. just to be fair... look at mine... its no big deal)
With girls, I just go to the toilet. When I come back, i just tell her that there was this weird guy looking at my dick when i was peeing. If she is interested she will pursue the topic. If she still appears blur at what I'm hinting at, I'll proceed to tell her that the weird guy complemented me on the size of my dick and walked off. Then I'll ask her.. wasnt that weird? if she's into big dicks, she'll end up wanting to know more

 

[Stretch]

I don't...I let others do it for me

 

[maxcok]

:biggrin1:

This is a completely different environment.

I'm not so sure about that. What I've picked up here is it might be pretty much the same everywhere, if more subtle. Hence the OP's question. The site just gives guys license to be blatant about it. And fantasize and pretend a lot. :wink:

 

[catman]

if there is a stool to sit on, sit down, slide your but forward so that your pants 'tighten' and it shows for itself.... had a 'straight' frat buddy one time (didn't realize that had happened) and it was amusing- he could NOT make eye contact...just stare....

 

[B_blessed boy]

u dont have to brag once ur big....people will notice.....even if u dont notice they do....womens eyes notice a bulge like a hawk! in high school through ma uniform they all knew and i got several hugs every morning just so they could brace upon it. i think the hugging led to them knowing and from what i hear they talked and others came to find out.


just be hung and dont hide it and they'll know.

but recently in college a little trick i used was letting a girl know she was turning me on after we had just been in deep conversation " im so turned on by u and ma dick is kinda obvious so ull have to walk infront of me to shadow it" she did but out of intrigue kept stopped short and let me bounce on her a few times b4 she grabbed my meat...

just dont hide it...people will know. lol

 

[moccasin]

I don't say anything about my dick, even to my wife. But I do like to show off when I get a chance to make it look accidental or unintended. My sister in law complains to my wife that her husband, her 2nd, has a tiny dick no bigger than her thumb. My sister in law is overweight so I don't know how they have sex. Every time they are on the outs with each other she comes over and complains to my wife about her sex life.

I leave my shoes out on the front porch and my shoes are size 13 and 14, and I'm 6'2". I know there is little or no correlation between shoe size and dick size and height but all my sister in law knows are the usual wives tales. This summer she came over to cut my hair and I had the same gym shorts on I show in my gallery. As my wife and her were sitting talking on the front porch I walked out with a good semi and she noticed immediately and so did my wife but she was cool. My cock hadn't come out the bottom of my shorts, just raised them up and pushed them foreward a bit. I walked out on the front lawn to move the water and as I walked my cock swung from side to side and bobbed up and down and my sister in law stared while trying not to look. After a while we came in the house and we set up a chair in the front room to cut my hair. She put a plastic apron over me but it only covered an area above the botton of my shorts. The outline of my cock was very obvious and the head is right at the bottom of my shorts. Now as she cuts my hair she keeps brushing her tits on me as she moves around. I've been trying to restrain a hard on but then I think what the hell, I'll just let my cock run wild and see what happens. Once I gave my cock permission, the head with the foreskin covering it, climbed out the bittom of my shorts and I said, oh! I'm sorry, then I let the blood flow with a big kegel and the head escaped the foreskin and the whole glorious 8.25 tube hard inches raised its nasty head. I said let me cover this, so I stood up and pulled it straight up my shorts under my tee shirt where the head was still painfully visable through the fabric. She was very flustered but finished cutting my hair, cleaned up, and left. I haven't heard a word about it since, but I have got some very blushing looks from my sister in law and knowing looks from my wife.

 

[kurios]

You don't brag discretely
Just remember you didn't really have a lot to do with ending up hung
Being hung isn't really an accomplishment
Bragging about a body part may say more about you than you intend