How do you fancy being liquified compost?

[Hand_Solo]

I want to be made into Soylent Green when I die. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

 

[willow78]

I can't decide what I want played at my funeral - this or this. :tongue:

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

Cats are like men - I always go for the mangy strays.

 

[Intrigue]

I like just about all of this.
Except I would like a tear or two ... because tears are great things when they come from real feeling.
The Joshua tree ... real nice touch, Intrigue.

I think I actually messed that up! I completely forgot the Joshua tree was a frikking desert plant growin in higher altitudes. In retrospect maybe something more apt for swinging tires.... lol I just wanted my grandkids to swing on it. Or use it for what they need. Like the giving tree. fav book o mine.

 

[helgaleena]

I want to be made into Soylent Green when I die. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

Soylent Green is delicious! Sort of like sperm, only meatier. :evil:

 

[Hand_Solo]

And it's part of the Green food group. Can't go wrong with that.

 

[wallaboi]

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?

 

[Hand_Solo]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

 

[wallaboi]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

:lmao:

 

[Intrigue]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play piccolo
On your snout!

*Stolen but a goodie*

 

[willow78]

I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?

Hopping along the open road,
wallaboi met a toxic toad.
Foolishly, he started chewin',
That cane toad was his kanga-ruin.

 

[wallaboi]

Hopping along the open road,
wallaboi met a toxic toad.
Foolishly, he started chewin',
That cane toad was his kanga-ruin.

haha...fortunately this wallaboi knows the only safe way to ingest a cane toad, is to dry it out and smoke it :smoker2:

Getting back to the topic...the thought of being turned into a putrid soup and being flushed down the toilet is very unappealing. Given the choice, I'd like a to be buried with a nice tree planted on top. At some time in the future I could be made into a piece of furniture, house, or maybe a really big totem pole.

 

[Krusader]

Ashes to Ashes, Gunk to Gunk

 

[molotovmuffin]

haha...fortunately this wallaboi knows the only safe way to ingest a cane toad, is to dry it out and smoke it :smoker2:

Getting back to the topic...the thought of being turned into a putrid soup and being flushed down the toilet is very unappealing. Given the choice, I'd like a to be buried with a nice tree planted on top. At some time in the future I could be made into a piece of furniture, house, or maybe a really big totem pole.

I think I've told every family member this...I do not want to be embalmed and they better plant me in the garden under the tomatoes.:tongue:

 

[vince]

Yeah... wft. Turn me into Miracle Gro.

 

[Industrialsize]

I've signed papers and am donating my Body to Harvard as an "Anatomical Gift." I won't need my body and if someone can learn something from it, all the better.

Harvard Medical School Anatomical Gift Program

 

[midlifebear]

I like the idea of returning something to the food chain. However, nature does it better than a human blender or cremation. If you live in the USA the best place to lie down for the big dirt nap is in the rain forest of the Pacific North West. Folks become compost faster in that part of of the country (and the lower heavily forested parts of British Columbia) than most places.

You'd think the Amazon Forests or a tropical jungle would be a vastly better place to disintegrate, but oddly the flora and fauna are not as efficient as in the cool, foggy rain forests. An important reason the Pacific North West is so good at getting one's remains quickly back into the food chain is the incredible variety of fungi that lie in wait for something nutritious upon which to feed.

Just imagine. We could all become mushrooms.