Originally posted by chimes@Jul 24 2005, 05:16 PM
I wouldn't want to change a thing! I don't want to spew crap, but I think people should be content with what they got.
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Today at lunch I noticed a very hot guy at the next table. I assume he is well hung. Though one never knows. Then he got up and I realized he was missing an arm. He was turned so I couldn't see that side of him. I was just sitting there wishing I looked just like him.
I had a friend once who had a big soft dick. I wanted one like that. Trouble is he had a small bladder, wet the bed even in high school and wet his pants in school. On the other hand, I have a huge bladder and average or smaller than average penis depending on which survey is used and I am a grower, not a shower.
I sat at the table today and wondered if that guy would trade dicks if he could also get my arm. My suspeicion is that he would. Everything he does is affected. Trying to get dressed. Unzipping when in an emergency could be a disaster. No sports, no playing most musical instruments. Really affected.
Just wanted to bring some reality to this discussion. Yeah, is is a guy thing to want one just a little bit larger than any other guy in the room unless you have been tormented for having a large dick or been arrested for having too big a buldge which I have heard happen.
Back to the past with this friend, I didn't and don't now wet the bed and I didn't wet my pants in school. So I don't think I would be willing to trade both dick and bladder with this friend. Wetting your pants in front of your friends in high school either awake or asleep can be humiliating, worse than a tiny dick. And I witnessed this happen to him.
Though at the time, I thought I would gladly trade places with him to have his big dick: Tiny bladder, wet pants, and all.
Hell, I might as well be honest. Yeah I would rather have a tiny bladder and big dick than a little dick and a big bladder. I think I would be willing to take my chances. But then I don't know what it is like to be with your high school friends and wet your pants because no restroom was made available in time.