How Do You Get A Blow Job in a Bookstore?

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  1. jason_els

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    I must be missing some kind of protocol here.

    Lot of guys hanging out, standing in front of the booths. I go into a booth and nobody follows. Sometimes someone comes in next door but it's rarely the person who was standing in front of the booth.

    The worst part is getting guys to reciprocate. Today I sucked off 4 guys and it was, I admit, slim pickings. One guy was absolutely enormous. The biggest cock I have ever seen in person. It was thicker than my wrist and about 10" (twice my cock's length) hard. It was well-proportioned, hard, veiny, and uncut. It was amazing. Pity it was attached to such a jerk.

    The rest of the guys were pretty average and two were smaller than I am. Yet of those, only one went down on me and he didn't want me to blow in his mouth despite he did (as three others) in mine. And right after they blew, they zipped-up and flew out of the booth.

    I'm pretty pissed. I know a lot of these guys are married and identify as straight, but it's hard to find any sex around this fucking loser shithole of a county. I just want a goddamn blowjob! That's not a lot to ask for. Lots of other guys manage to get one. What am I doing wrong? Is there a code or something I'm missing? I was clean, unperfumed, and I'm not Quasimodo. I should have guys dropping to their knees for me!
     
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    you are way to crazy! sorry but we DO NOT ALLOW STRANGERS to come in our mouths!!!!

    Want to meet someone - a book store is just for sex - grow up!
     
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    I'd say your experience is pretty typical so I wouldn't say you're doing a lot wrong. The only suggestion I have is that if you want a blowjob, get one -- don't give one. Some guys go to suck, others go to get sucked. Not a lot of guys go to do both (at least not on the same day). So go in exuding confidence and looking to get sucked and I think you will. If you go in looking to suck, guys pick up on that and are less likely to suck you. Probably not what you wanted to hear, but I hope this helps.
     
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    Just go to the "How to get blowjobs in inappropriate places" section.
     
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    This guy is right.
    Why don’t you just pick up one guy to this on the regular for you?
    Not a boyfriend just someone to scratch an itch and vice versa.
     
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    "We," as in who? You and your parasitic twin? In any other context that word would be patronizing.

    Where did you read that I want to meet someone in a bookstore for something other than quickie sex?:confused:
     
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    Thanks for that. I was afraid that might be the case. I don't exude much confidence because I'm not (though I'm working on that). I think I need to go when it's a lot busier.
     
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    First of all, Jason, you fail to identify the bookstore. Maybe you should try somewhere more cock-friendly, like East 4th St peeps. I always have good luck there. Problem for me is most of the guys WANT to blow me, but I would rather just do them.

    Or the sex parties at The Gallery are always good, and fun. "ANYBODY" can get blown there. Just maybe you arent giving off the right signals ? A friend of mine who does alot of bookstores says its all about "signals". You gotta let them know what you want.

    Beleiev me, there is nothing wrong with you. Its just these bookstore bottom-feeders are looking for the hottest guys (in their minds). Just like everything else in gay life, men always think they can do better than they really can. Even trolls are picky. Its a gay aesthetic, I suppose?
     
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    The bookstore? I was at three! All of them here upstate in godforsaken Middletown. No idea why the guys were so picky because they weren't getting any better than me and they certainly weren't all that and a box of bon bons. If you were a size queen, yeah. That one guy was just so enormous I could just barely get my mouth around him. I told him to come here sometime.

    What are the signals? Do I have Gay Asperger's? I have no clue what the signals are. I'm such a novice homo I don't even know the signals. A few weeks ago a guy referred to me as, "family," and I stupidly replied, "I don't think we're related." Go me.

    I did blow one hot guy though; a really raunchy otter with a pelt of fur and a 10 o'clock shadow. Mmmmmm.
     
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    Well, that does clear things up a bit. Middletown huh ? What continent is that on ?

    Maybe you should cum into the city and hang with HellsKit more often. He can sure show you the ropes. And I honestly dont believe things are that tuff here in the city. You know the pace is faster, and guys are in a hurry.

    Signals ?? my bookstore friends tell me that if you sit in the booth, and lean forward you are looking to suck, but if you stand in the booth, rub your crotch or play with yourself hands in pockets, you want to get blown. I think its much easier to just wear little waitress tags saying what you want, but most guys are not big on accessories...

    Guess I am lucky. When I want sex, I just go to The Gallery parties twice a month, and that takes the edge off. Although you do find some picky queens there, when they spend $20 to get in, they want to get their mnoies worth. I always leave with a smile...

    Although you may not be getting blown as much as you might like, sounds like there is no shortage of cock in your mouth, which is more than most guys can say.

    Dont look a gift-cock in the mouth.... We can compare notes at the next NYC mixer.
     
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    i had a great blowjob today .....but the oral does not get me off like it use to.....i would rather have a hand job.
     
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    Whoa. What is this all about? A Bookstore? Like Barnes & Nobles and Booksamillion? :redface:
     
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    Not quite rachelehcar. An Adult Book Store or for short, ABS. You know, where they sell adult magazines, have video booths and some of the booths may have glory holes. So definitely no Barnes and Noble.
     
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    im a bit confused myself, rachel.
     
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    Absolutely.

    Barnes and Noble.

    In the DICK-tionary section.:biggrin1:
     
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    Or nowadays they are usually known as Adult Video Stores or AVS.
     
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    Jason-one thing I've learned about ABS' in my short time in the scene is that the men are always waiting for "Mario Lopez" to walk in and offer his cock to them (or offer to suck them...whatever).

    Guys in bookstores feel as if they're offering so much and that they have some sort of right to get exactly what they're looking for. Niceties and gentlemanly behavior is left in the backseats of their cars along with their wedding rings. It's all about secrecy, efficiency and catering to their needs.

    Many guys don't reciprocate because they're not looking to do anything "gay"...that's a whole 'notha can of worms that I'm not going to dig into, but you know what that's all about. Anyone who is an active LPSG member should be aware of that struggle.
     
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    Part 2:

    There are two types of guys who frequent bookstores. The first is the "sucker."

    Degrees of sucker range from novice to "regular." A novice guy is one who doesn't spend that much time trolling around porn booths looking for a cock in his mouth. He's most likely married and frustrated with his lack of male-male sex. He won't be very good at oral, but his dedication and straight-acting persona will make him a wanted target.

    The "regular" is the guy who walks in with loose shorts on, a fucked up old shirt and kneepads. He knows the terrain, has marked his territory and has an agenda to get as many cocks in his mouth as possible. This guy will most likely be your enemy after the first time you cross paths because you'll notice that he's everywhere you want to be. You'll notice that he'll even try to do things to catch a potential meal before you, cocklbocking, if you will.

    You, Jason, are somewhere in-between. It seems as though you know what you're doing, but are not a full on cock-hawk.

    The guys who hang out in front of the booths are most likely suckers because they wouldn't be trying to sell goods if there were others around wanting to be serviced. Generally, guys who want service don't waste their time hanging out in front of the booths because they know that they will be followed as soon as they enter the place. Unless there's some reason why no one's following that person.
     
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    you must be really young...

    adult bookstores are mainly for gay married men...normally on Monday and Friday is when they are looking for a BLOW AND GO...

    guys stand in the door..cuz...they have no where else to stand...if u have the balls...ask them if they are planning to use the booth...they will move...anyone standing around..doesn't have any money to feed the videos.

    does the place not have gloryholes..? if not...u'd be better off going to a bookstore that does...and for the record..u will have better success at a bath house if ur looking for sex...annonymous or otherwise...

    and dood...why would u swallow three or four loads? could be that is the reason guys were avoiding you..i dunno...and if ur not packing...u don't get to choose...the big cock pics you...and if he is married..he doesn't care what u look like or how small u r...all he wants is a blow job...and if by chance he feels ur body and finds some really nice curves and bumps, chest, pecs, biceps, triceps and great ass...and less we forget...the bulge...then its a whole new event...
     
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    Part 3:

    The suckee.
    Most suckees are the bi-sexual or masculine gay men that spend most of their days in their role as a straight man. Sometimes they'll shed that act as soon as they cross the threshold into the bookstore and sometimes they carry it all the way into the booth where they feel like they can live out their fantasies.

    There's two types of suckees. The choosy type and the free-for-all type. The choosy suckee will brood around the bookstore looking for that one person who is his particular type...all the while running from everyone else like they've got the plague. They'll do things like cover up their cocks when you walk by or walk away abruptly if they think you're going to start conversation with them. They're most likely never to reciprocate sex and least likely to ask for a contact number after their finished. If you're their type the sex can be gratifying since you've found the formula to get them when everyone else stares in jealousy.

    The Free-for-all suckee would walk into the store with his cock out if it wasn't illegal. They like to get sucked by any and everyone and can sometimes be annoying with their desperation. At times they like to sample the merchandise, allowing one person to suck them for a period and then switching to someone else for a different style or technique. They're a selfish group, but are more likely to reciprocate as they probably are more into having sex in general, unlike the choosy types.


    I know this was a super-long answer to a question, but it felt like the right time to give this info and you seem like you'd benefit from knowing.
     
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