When wearing briefs, cock is to side. Getting hard, very little adjusting, goes up easy. When commando, have to adjust to side as I bone up. Skinny jeans, takes a lot more adjusting....
Generally, cock spends a little more time on my left side. Gets crowded on my right with phone in pocket.
I don't like it when I get hard in one of my jean legs. Might look hot, but mighty uncomfortable. Bitch to readjust.
I've had drunk friends ask me this before. I don't think they were hitting on me.... ?