How do you initiate mutual masturbation with a friend?

[brendawg]

Okay so I have a friend that I'd like to get it off with, but I'm not really sure how to go about it. He's got a girlfriend that does everything for him, but I'm wanting to find him on a day that he hasn't gotten any for a while... I've never jacked off with anyone before but I'm curious as to what it'd be like.

 

[fergusonsmith]

Assuming you won't risk losing the friendship altogether... Next time you guys are alone somewhere secluded just reach down and adjust your balls a couple of times. Watch to see if he notices. It's all about body language.

 

[Big Don]

Watch some porn with him. Once he starts getting all got and bothered suggest what you want to do. That always worked when I was a teenager. Of course you will risk your friendship... but you might also make it stronger as was the case for me.

 

[Calcium]

Hold some chloroform up to his mouth. When he wakes up, he'll find himself tied to a chair with no pants on and one hand free. Explain the situation.

Actually, just watching porn with him is probably easier. That's what I did.

 

[brendawg]

We've watched porn together, nothing ever happened. I just sat and said that the lady didn't do much for me... she was pretty ugly.

 

[mrree]

get better porn! or maybe some porn w/ bi scenes.
if you are into it and get hard maybe he will notice and make the move?
if you watch it at his house, he may be more comfortable.
my buddy and I jo'd after looking thru some porn mags, so that might work too

 

[ballsaplenty2156]

Hold some chloroform up to his mouth. When he wakes up, he'll find himself tied to a chair with no pants on and one hand free. Explain the situation.

Actually, just watching porn with him is probably easier. That's what I did.

Dude, this answer is priceless!!! I laughed so hard, I spit water out of my nose! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

While watching porn, you could just say "hey, this stuff is making me hard. I'm going to jerk off! Dont be shy...if you want to."

 

[Golfbuddy]

I went skinny dipping with a friend who I spent many days hiking with. I popped a boner and cracked some joke about it. He made some comment about how horny he was, too, and soon I was jacking and he joined in. We were 16 at the time, and until we graduated from high school, most of our hikes would include a mutual jerk off session.

 

[CaspersHung]

We've watched porn together, nothing ever happened. I just sat and said that the lady didn't do much for me... she was pretty ugly.

Thats the problem you can't be like that lady didn't do anything for me. Your main goal is to jerk off with your buddy. So don't make negative comments otherwise thats gonna kill your chances. Just watch it keep quiet let him focus on the porn. It takes time don't expect anything to happen for a while. Think of the porn as the cheerleaders encouraging him to jo.

 

[Gonzo3]

Hold some chloroform up to his mouth. When he wakes up, he'll find himself tied to a chair with no pants on and one hand free. Explain the situation.

Actually, just watching porn with him is probably easier. That's what I did.

..LOL....... I love it........:lmao:

 

[D_Keziah Binbanger]

Make it clear while watching porn that you're rock hard. Maybe you could start to feel yourself through your pants, "mindlessly" and see how he reacts. If he starts feeling himself also, then it could lead to something. The thing is to make him confortable and confident.

 

[Mickactual]

Hold some chloroform up to his mouth. When he wakes up, he'll find himself tied to a chair with no pants on and one hand free. Explain the situation.

I'll go with this one {snort} :biggrin1:
Seriously tho, I've never had the pleasure of getting a str8 friend's dick out of his pants, so I'd be curious to learn how it's done too.

 

[Desertwood]

I can tell you what a dude did that worked with me. He came up to me and said he was having a problem. I asked what? He smiled and looked down. I saw his dick was hard in his jeans. I asked, what's up dude? He goes, don't know, just got hard... suddenly got hard hard looking at his problem. He asked if I would like to feel how hard it is... hmmm. So I did. That made me harder and then I stood up and showed mine off. He asked if I wanted to see it hard? I said sure? I ended up jo with him. Did it a couple of other times too --- when he tried this same thing again, it worked every time with me. Am I that easy? I guess so, if a dude does this, it gets my attention.

 

[thickmick]

Be very carefull i once thought a friend of mine was comming on to me as we were snorting coke and watching a porn he started rubbing himself and got pretty red in the face he was on the phone to his misses just seconds before i naturally thought he was getting her over for a sex session but when i started to lob it out and stroke he nearly had a fit lol

it took us atleast 6 month to speak about it and put it behind us i thought he wanted sommick and i was wrong

PS not everyone is as dirty as you lmao

 

[Mickactual]

I can tell you what a dude did that worked with me. He came up to me and said he was having a problem. I asked what? He smiled and looked down. I saw his dick was hard in his jeans. I asked, what's up dude? He goes, don't know, just got hard... suddenly got hard hard looking at his problem. He asked if I would like to feel how hard it is... hmmm. So I did. That made me harder and then I stood up and showed mine off. He asked if I wanted to see it hard? I said sure? I ended up jo with him. Did it a couple of other times too --- when he tried this same thing again, it worked every time with me. Am I that easy? I guess so, if a dude does this, it gets my attention.

In that case Desertwood...
I'm having a problem...
:wink:

 

[gjorg]

This was so easy as a teenager but much harder as an adult. Two adult men don't get hard as often in "situations". Thats why the steam room at the gym is a good place.

 

[brendawg]

Is this something that a lot of guys really like, even if straight? What I'm really afraid of is him already having someone doing it for him, so I'd be basically useless... but aren't guys usually better at it anyways?

 

[220483]

YEP.. we GUYS are better!

 

[Jowes]

these situations make the best porn!!! anybody know where i can find it?