How Do You Jerk Off?

[deleted75853]

Love my overhand grip. Also love both hands on the shaft, that really gets the foreskin moving.

 

[Sandymat]

With a friend or two is Aways better

 

[opinionman]

How do you jerk off? Let me count the ways:
I jerk off to the height, breadth and depth
Of Ideal cumshots in an arcing spurt
And jizz like rockets shooting out in space
My left hand busy on my massive shaft
His none-too-proud parter tugging the boys
And casts me far into that sacred space
Where, for a moment, all is lost to me
And in my blinding, deaf'ning climax I
Can spent some moments in eternity.



With best regards to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, whose poem beginning "How do I love thee?" was the inspiration for this.

The Full Text of “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways (Sonnets from the Portuguese 43)”​

1How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
2I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
3My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
4For the ends of being and ideal grace.
5I love thee to the level of every day’s
6Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
7I love thee freely, as men strive for right;
8I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
9I love thee with the passion put to use
10In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
11I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
12With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
13Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
14I shall but love thee better after death.

really? No replay at all to my poetry?? : (

 

[opinionman]

With a friend or two is Aways better

Fuckin' heaven on Earth.

 

[Indelicate]

really? No replay at all to my poetry?? : (

I liked it and found it infinitely amusing!
Indy

 

[opinionman]

And I love that you included the synonyms for your "handle" ... esp "Rabelaisian"

 

[chewy83]

Normally with my left hand and lube. Watching porn and edging. I hold my dick different tho I invert my hand. So my thumb is at the base of my cock. That's how I learned.

 

[deleted15076621]

I pull down my pants and boxers around my ankles and usually sit on the toilet leaning back against the seat. Then I use my right hand to rub the top of my shaft near my head and frenulum going back and forth. I'm cut but there's a bit of skin that moves there and feels really good. When it's time to cum I sit up and cum into the toilet for easy clean up