How do you measure a curved Dick?

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  1. D_yabbadabbadont

    D_yabbadabbadont New Member

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    My dick curves to the left quite a bit, so if I do the ruler straight out it's not more than 6.5" But if I measure from the base along the curve I can get up to 7.75-8". Talk to me guys give me some good news.
     
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    i would say get a flexible tape measure and run it along the middle from base to tip of head, and that would be a true measurement.

    oh yeah *points to post below* cloth measuring tape. thats what i was referring to lol :biggrin1:
     
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    Cloth measuring tape, found in sewing sections of the store, should be easier to conform to a curve.
     
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    well then which side do you measure? the outside will be longer than the inside of the curve.. just like if it curves up, if you measure along the top its not a true mesurment
     
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    I have a vertical curve. Some demand that you measure along the top. When I do so I grab my cock and press it onto the ruler. A cock is flexible enough to be pressed in order to conform with a ruler.
     
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    Take an average from the inside and outside curves?
     
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    flexible messuring tape... measured from top side. that would make it seam smaller, but MORE true, from your personal point of view... :p

    FOR all the other, the ones who get lucky to use it, from the bottom side... LONGER! :D
     
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    yea.. who knows, I have a curve and I am around a 1/2" longer along the curve than when I measure straight. Along the bottom... not sure you can measure... where would you start ? However in certain positions I can use that extra bottom length... hehe.. you curved guys know what I mean.
     
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    YEP, that 'doble' bottom lenght is JUST right! :biggrin1:
     
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    I straighten out my curve with one hand and measure along the top with a ruler.
     
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    You should use a cloth measuring tape. Put the "zero" end at your pubic bone on the top side of your cock, then make the tape follow the centerline of your cock, curving with it. The tape will end up at the urethral meatus (pee hole) and that's your accurate length measurement.
     
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    scottishfun12, i have the same problem figuring out how to measure my cock... mine curves upward and leftward, and when i get a hard on i cant bend it str8 to measure it with a ruler.... i use a tape measure through the center but dunno if this is the right way... is REALLY hard to measure it with just two hands, i need more lol
     
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    Yep, soft tape measure. You're entitled to the longest measurement.
     
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    I curve to the left. So I take the soft measuring tape place it level with my pelvic bone and run it up to my pee hole? Correct guys?
     
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    my dick curves but i just bend it straight while i measure it
     
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    I found a measuring tape that's metal, but it's really thin, so it contours. I measured last night with it, pushing into the pubic bone and following the curve. I'm actually 7 1/4". :biggrin1:
     
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    You curve to the left eh? Guess you must be a Democrat...you can try using a ruler, I use a yardstick.
     
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    That's two of you who can bend it straight. I can't - or at least not enough to make much difference. Am I the only one ?
     
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    I watched a doctor on tv measure guys but with a steel tape measure
     
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    I wouldn't measure to the meatus as someone commented with a cloth tape because the penis tapers at the end and then you would be incorporating the width into the measurement and you wouldn't want to do that
     
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