How do you pull it out?

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by AverageJoe06, Nov 16, 2006.

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How do you pull it out?

  1. Pants to the knees

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  2. Belt, button, and fly

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  3. Fly only

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    38.9%
  4. It's so big I have to use a crane.

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  1. AverageJoe06

    AverageJoe06 New Member

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    OK, this is the kind of stuff I think up when I'm home alone and the power goes out. Probably why I didn't get into any of the good schools.... :rolleyes:

    As a small child, my mother taught me to pull my pants all the way down to my knees to use the bathroom. Then when I was 6 or 7, we had a big common urinal in the restroom at school and one of the other kids commented to me that it wasn't necessary to pull my pants all the way down and that it was weird for me to. You know how kids are.... So from then on I started just opening my belt, button, and fly. I went through the next 30 years or so feeling pretty good about the way I was peeing.

    Fast forward 30 years. I'm standing at the urinal at work, and one of my employees walks behind me and says something like, "Dang dude.. you must be working with a monster there." I asked what he meant and he said he had never seen anybody open their belt and pants all the way to pee. Deja vu, anyone? I watched him as he walked over to another urinal, and I could see that all he opened was his zipper and pulled his dick out through the fly. So that got me thinking.....

    I've watched a lot of porn flicks, and I notice that most of the porn guys use the fly-only method too. What is the norm in our society? (Or is there one?) How do you do it? I don't like doing just the zipper because I wear bikini brief underwear, and I find it difficult to get everything tucked back in place through just the fly. I wonder if people who wear boxers find the zipper-only method more comfortable..... :confused:
     
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    Most guys I see do the zipper only thing. I have seen guys open their pants as their underwear may be like yours and be hard to get their dicks out. I don't think boxers would make that much of a difference...esecially boxer briefs. There is nothing wrong with how you do it...do what is comfortable for you and screw what society thinks. But your story reminded me of an experience I had once. I went to a public rest room at the beach. A old run down place with the old type of urinals that went down to the floor and were recessed into the floor. This guy comes in with his little boy. The kid, about 3 years old, walks up the urinal and pulls his swimming trunks down to his feet and lets the pee fly. His dad comes up behind him and pulls his trunks up to his knees and says to him "don't let your clothes touch the floor". I thought it was so cute....
     
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    Jackass did a "stunt" where one of them went into a busy restroom & dropped their pants down to their ankles just to see the reactions

    i never wear a belt, so i just unzip and sometimes unbutton the fly...i generally dont wear underwear, so there's nothing to get binded up in the process...the only thing im cautious of is the zipper itself...
     
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    I usually wear elastic so I can just stretch the waist down below my dick.
     
  5. reallyhot

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    Guess looking Drumstyk's pics...Holy cow...
    the next logical question is:
    How do you pull it out when you've got a piss hard? ie: at the bar...
    Never mind just trying to open the zipper
    Do you lift your shirt?
    and what do others say when you do!
    Do you have to crouch down to piss in the urinal???
     
  6. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    I almost never have seen anyone doing anything other than simply opening the fly ... unless they're wearing sweat pants or something like that.

    Are the public restrooms I've been in that strange?

    Hmmm. Little tingle of vulnerability there. But for the record, I'm sure they're not strange at all.
     
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    I already told this here somewhere, but I use no underwear, so I open one button of my jeans and slide them below my butt, holding them with slightly stretched thighs (cowboy stance). My dick pops out about 35 degrees, I pull the foresking back, put my hands on my bare hips and let the flow take control. Since I wear mostly short t-shirts, I know my bubble butt is exposed and I enjoy the occasional breeze up my crack as well as the many stares I get from other guys. When I'm finished I just pull the jeans back up, tuck my snake down my right thigh, close the button and wash my hands. The occasional last drop? Sure it ends up on the jeans, but hey, that's what jeans are for!
     
  8. DC_DEEP

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    I guess it all depends upon where I am and what I'm wearing and how quickly I need to have access....
    SR, I really don't know why, but for some reason, that reminds me of the joke... "It was a lovely parade, but for some strange reason, my brilliant son was the ONLY one who was in step."

    When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about the "after-sex-pulling-it-out." I was going to say I like to pull it out fast, to hear that "champagne-cork" sound.
     
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    funny i should read this , this morning.. was in a restraunt bathroom last night .. and the guy unbuckled and unbuttoned then pushed his pants down about 5inches.. i thought it was strange.. i only unzip
     
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    I voted wrong I thought you meant 'how do you pull it out and show it to a woman?'
     
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    I remember in sixth grade seeing a fifth-grader pull his pants and briefs down to the floor! I thought, how strange!

    When we guys were into Levi's 501s, it seemed we all had to open our belts and then unbutton all those buttons.
     
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    Belt, buttons (501's) and then pull out over the top of the undies. Even if I am free balling in slacks, I undo the belt and unzip and let the old soldier hang out freely. And then it is different when I wear my overalls. Unbutton and pull out over the undies, just no belt to mess with.
     
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    I remember in school some kids used to drop their pants the whole way when they were at the urinal.

    As far as I can remember, I've always unzipped, opened the button and pulled the front of my underwear down. Boxers are one thing but that damn slit in briefs is annoying.
     
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    I agree with you Patrick -- I've always been an unbuckle my belt, unbutton and unzip my fly and then pull down my underwear to under my package ~ not to my knees by any means and also keeps from dripping.
     
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    I wear a modified jock -- International Male's The Sock -- which does a great job of keeping things together. It takes me longer than some guys to get "ready," because I unbutton, unzip, and then have to reach to the bottom of The Sock and free my cock and balls. Putting things back together involves a long reach to stretch The Sock around my equipment before I can zip up and button. Sometimes this final procedure draws some not-so-subtle stares, but most of the time my manhood is already encased in elastic so the curious don't get to see anything. Kinda makes me chuckle.
     
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    Skull Mason is one of the 3 that has to use a crane to pull it out....regardless of showing or peeing. I'd say that was a GOOD thing.

    I unbutton and unzip. No uw to mess with since I FB.
     
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    I have found that guys with a small dick use the fly method only because there isnt that much to work with. Personally, I have to un-do my belt, unbutton the top button and open the buttons on my 501's. when im finished i have to re-tuck in my tee shirt and shirt, then start to button up and re-belt the buckle. It takes a while, but im alot more confident leaving the bathroom knowing that there is no additional dribble. or for that matter a wet spot. I see it ALL the time. guys who think everything is ok and it's really NOT.
     
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    I am a pee'r that undoes the belt, unbutton the top button and zipper and pull it out. I find the fly method doesn't work and like Schlong says, I am not comfortable with the dribble or wet spots. Just a preference!
     
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    Belt, button, fly method for me. The majority of my underwear is fly-less , so there's really no other choice. No need to bare one's ass whilst peeing, however, and as others have noted the inherent dribble that results from through-the-fly is a definite no-no in my book! :eek:
     
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    Ditto VeeP. My fly-less underwear kinda dictates my method. Can't stand underwear with a fly.

    Only problem I have is I like to pull my equipment out over my underwear waist band so my balls and shaft are hanging out -- and doing that needs two hands -- so usually end up with my pants down further than most guys at the trough. :cool:
     
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