OK, this is the kind of stuff I think up when I'm home alone and the power goes out. Probably why I didn't get into any of the good schools....
As a small child, my mother taught me to pull my pants all the way down to my knees to use the bathroom. Then when I was 6 or 7, we had a big common urinal in the restroom at school and one of the other kids commented to me that it wasn't necessary to pull my pants all the way down and that it was weird for me to. You know how kids are.... So from then on I started just opening my belt, button, and fly. I went through the next 30 years or so feeling pretty good about the way I was peeing.
Fast forward 30 years. I'm standing at the urinal at work, and one of my employees walks behind me and says something like, "Dang dude.. you must be working with a monster there." I asked what he meant and he said he had never seen anybody open their belt and pants all the way to pee. Deja vu, anyone? I watched him as he walked over to another urinal, and I could see that all he opened was his zipper and pulled his dick out through the fly. So that got me thinking.....
I've watched a lot of porn flicks, and I notice that most of the porn guys use the fly-only method too. What is the norm in our society? (Or is there one?) How do you do it? I don't like doing just the zipper because I wear bikini brief underwear, and I find it difficult to get everything tucked back in place through just the fly. I wonder if people who wear boxers find the zipper-only method more comfortable.....
As a small child, my mother taught me to pull my pants all the way down to my knees to use the bathroom. Then when I was 6 or 7, we had a big common urinal in the restroom at school and one of the other kids commented to me that it wasn't necessary to pull my pants all the way down and that it was weird for me to. You know how kids are.... So from then on I started just opening my belt, button, and fly. I went through the next 30 years or so feeling pretty good about the way I was peeing.
Fast forward 30 years. I'm standing at the urinal at work, and one of my employees walks behind me and says something like, "Dang dude.. you must be working with a monster there." I asked what he meant and he said he had never seen anybody open their belt and pants all the way to pee. Deja vu, anyone? I watched him as he walked over to another urinal, and I could see that all he opened was his zipper and pulled his dick out through the fly. So that got me thinking.....
I've watched a lot of porn flicks, and I notice that most of the porn guys use the fly-only method too. What is the norm in our society? (Or is there one?) How do you do it? I don't like doing just the zipper because I wear bikini brief underwear, and I find it difficult to get everything tucked back in place through just the fly. I wonder if people who wear boxers find the zipper-only method more comfortable.....