How do you put it in underwear?

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well first, u have to find the square root of the angle of intersection between the left inseem and the rear left center cheek, then divide that by the time of day, subtrract the temperature, add in your age + 10, divide that by 43.27 then put on your fuckin underwear one leg at a time, and pull them up, make sure my cock isnt crushed, and never put any thought into how i put my underwear on
 

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I always use something with a loose pouch as I can't stand the feeling of it all hanging and shifting until finally I have a 'one sided' bulge down one leg, in a pouch (not a fitted one) I point it up and have had many a roving eye and comments on my bulge, so I don't think that making it go up makes no bulge, it works for me.