How do you put your penis in your underwear?

[BlackCock85]

Usually down since I usually wear boxers.......but when I wear boxer briefs I always put it down. Putting it up just feels wierd to me.

 

[Cymetric]

down, it's too fat to be pointing up!

 

[Industrialsize]

NEVER wear underwear, so down my Left leg IT goes!

 

[dongalong]

I don't like wearing briefs so it hangs down, usually to my left.

 

[TitanicJake]

My dad & brothers always pointed their dicks down so I did too.
In our house underwear was communal so the bulge was kind of "outlined" for my junk to sit into.
When I went to college I bought a ton on underwear (trunks & boxer briefs) Felt good to have my own stuff.
Jake

 

[GeorgiaTgal]

Well, since I live full-time and wear tight slacks, trousers, leggings and skirts, I have to place my large cock down in my panties. Kind like packing it away so I can get through my day!

 

[Irish]

Down left leg for daily stuff, kind of bunched in boxer briefs if I have a hot date.

Of course by hot date at this point I really mean, "am seeing my girlfriend and don't expect anyone else to be around."

 

[kloimi]

for comfort up, for dating down (bulge):biggrin1:

 

[crowdpleaser]

On a daily basis Down.

When I go running (which recently has been happening less and less) Up always. I were tight breifs for running.

 

[EagleCowboy]

Underwear??
What be this concept of which thou speakest??

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

down to the left.

thanks for asking.

 

[HaagenDazs]

I can't wear briefs for extended periods. It's the most uncomfortable thing like ever. Hurts, sweats, briefs offer NO space and my dick is claustrophic. Briefs have always been uncomfortable for more than an hour.

So I wear really baggy jeans usually that allow me to have on boxers or no underwear and, because of the size of the jeans, it won't be noticeably swinging.

If I have to wear tight pants, I still can't put it up, cus then there'd be an abnormal lookin lump held by me belt lol. So in tight pants, I just wear really tight boxers that allow me to let it go down the side of my leg. It isn't noticeable then unless I sit down, and only then if someone is looking between my legs which they shouldn't be doin lol.

Most times however I don't care who sees it swinging. It's a dick. I can't make it smaller, nor would I. So the people at my school, job, or wherever else have to deal with it, if they notice.

I always tell them "my face is up here, so what are you eyes doin down there anyway" lol.

 

[Big_Boy_28]

i can't have mine pointing up beacuse it would be exposed out the top of my jocks, so i have mine pointing to the side, the left. i find it comfortable that way and when i get an erection it feels good

 

[johnXXXdoe]

Down, well except in my avatar.

 

[Baseballfan155]

I put mine pointing downward to the left.

 

[sdbg]

Down and to the right in boxers. I never wear briefs anymore.

 

[Fuckstick]

Wow, I'm amazed how many guys say to the left. As an avid crotch watcher, I'd say that the majority of guys hang to the right like I do.... very strange.

 

[SexyFront]

I go up when doing my usual business, but down in the presence of my girlfriend or any other situation, changing room, locker room, etc., where my undies are showing.

 

[Love-it]

One leg at a time.

 

[huw ginnit]

I've always worn it up and across the to the left, but recently have found pleasure in weaing it down over the balls.


This thread reminded me of a joke,

Two housewives were chatting over the garden wall and one asked the other,
"I've noticed you always manage to get your laundry line dired on fine days when I always seem to be rushing in and out to stop it getting rained on, how do you know?"

To which the other replies,