How do you put your penis in your underwear?

[huw ginnit]

I've always worn it up and across the to the left, but recently have found pleasure in weaing it down over the balls.

 

[Make'nItLong]

Down and usually to the right.

 

[huw ginnit]

Though this thread reminded me of an joke.

Two housewives were chatting over the garden wall and one says to the other,

"How do you manage to always get your laundry, line dried on such fine drying days, when I check the weather report before hand and still seem to have to run in and out to stop the rain soaking mine... "

The other replies,

"It's simple I have a technique, if I need to get the laundy dry, in the morning I throw back the bedsheets and look at my husbands cock, if it points to the left, it'll be rainy and I should not peg out my clothes, if it points to the right it'll probably be fine and it's a good day to get the clothes dry"

"And if it points straight up?" asks the neighbour interestedly....

"Then I fuck the washing altogether and hop on!!!!!"

(made me laugh anyways)

 

[OPPinSLC]

How's it hanging? Down and to the left.

 

[Hincapie]

Down and usually to the right.

sounds like using an ATM machine :biggrin1:

 

[hot2all]

i wear it down but most of it its up and hard, so try it down but that does'nt work not for long........

 

[reallyhot]

A friend of mine, was a grower and a shower, 13 hard, about 10 soft,
he rolled his up like a fire hose!!! Thought that was unique!

 

[HungDaddy]

when wearing briefs or boxer briefs pointing down so in case i get a bulge it wotn show that much and when i wear boxer i take the head out thru the hole and leave it here lol

 

[Industrialsize]

What's underwear?

 

[Fire Agate]

i usually wear boxers and its almost always to the right and down a bit

 

[B_Nick8]

I haven't worn underwear since I was in 7th grade in any situation except work and I naturally hang soft ( or hard for that matter) down my right leg. Also in boxers (as baggy as I can find them). I can't imagine ever wearing myself up; that sounds so uncomfortable to me.

 

[andy3233]

pointing up

 

[HackerMaster]

i can point up or down anything hahaxx

 

[p2grow]

mine is always packed down on top of my sac......to do otherwise is inviting, like wearing calvin body briefs and they have a good pouch that mostly works well but could be larger

 

[zawfi]

I wear boxers, and usually my dick starts out pointing up and to the left. After a while, it hangs down and left, unless it gets chubby, of course.

 

[manniner]

if im wearing tighty whities, its off to the right, boxers, sometimes its out of the piss hole, and i do commando alot, especially in gym shorts, for all to see

 

[B_andyo]

it just depends... sometimes down.. or sometimes to the left.. if erected then up.

 

[silvertriumph2]

When I wear boxers, it just hangs loose. When I wear briefs, it starts out up and to the left, but it usually ends up hanging down. When I don't wear anything, well....

 

[wants2bebigger]

well, i myself let is lay where it lays. it after i put my pants on i adjust it to make a good bluge, so its all good

 

[TomThumb9]

I put it "up", but slightly to the right, otherwise I'd be exposing myself, too. After a while it usually ends up heading south anyway.