I don't touch the water ( thank God! ) but I do brush up against the porcelain. Sometimes get my balls washed when at a public toilet. Disgusting. That's why I loathe crapping anywhere but at home. I usually just kinda' hold everything out of the way so I don't touch.
I especially hate German toilets, where I get my balls washed every time. shudder. And that "poop deck" where the steaming, stinking turd plops and just sits there, waiting to leave a skid mark when you flush. Bleh!
I especially hate German toilets, where I get my balls washed every time. shudder. And that "poop deck" where the steaming, stinking turd plops and just sits there, waiting to leave a skid mark when you flush. Bleh!