How do you warn others?

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  1. Pecker

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    How do you tell others (or prefer to be told) that the zipper is not...erm...engaged?

    Please feel free to add to these:


    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells.

    3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    4. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    5. Elvis has left the building.

    6. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    7. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    9. Men may be From Mars, but I see you have something that rhymes with Venus.

    10. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
     
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    "Hey there, you're dick is hanging out."
     
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    ROFLMAO !!! :D
     
  4. Imported

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    suaige: sounds like you are saying there is a lot more there than just your fly is open.

    as far as your fly is open, the chinese say foche meih doujaahm, train has not yet arrived at station.

    I just tend to be blunt and tell them out right.
     
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    LOL Pecker--where do you come up with this stuff. You've got some good ones.
     
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    yourclovergrl:
    LMAO!!! Those were funny Pecker.
     
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    "I see you are airing it out."

    Works every time and no one is embarrassed.
     
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    Escape in progress.
    Modesty can be fun...have you tried it?
    Both heads are showing.
    Turtle is out of the shell.
    Tiimmmberrrr!
    Do you mind if I do some log rolling?
    Down periscope.
    Is that a working antennae?
     
  9. B_RoysToy

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    The same method I use, suaige. I just say, "Your fly is open", whether zipper or buttons. If one button on the jeans is unbottoned, I think he might be telling me something and go from there! :p

    Luke
     
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    I'm surprised that "Your barn door is open" isn't up there. Or is that just a Texas saying?
     
  11. Imported

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    ...been waiting for someone to say that the whole thread! :D :lol: :p

    its was the most common one I ever heard or used. Except for maybe:
    "Oi mate, Up perescope!"

    Truth is it doesn't matter what you say, your always gonna get the "what?" with the shocked and perplexed look to quickly follow. In the end it just comes down to pointing at it and making it obvious without making it obvious. B)

    ZPU (zipper police united)

    lol
     
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    and I JUST realized that it was actually the sub-title of the topic. must have missed that the first time....as usual. damn, i can't wait to get my brain back. :p
     
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    Since I posted on this thread, I caught "Your barn door is open" said in an ad as a lady met a dude coming through the door. Has anyone else seen this ad and do you know what the advertised product is? Be funny if it's Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, or any of those dick hardening pills, so the guy's bulge would be showing for her! This would be a persuasive advertisement. Maybe her hand would go down and spread the barn door more for it to trot out! Oh, here I go dreaming again!
     
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    I'm not that much into creativity so I just bluntly say" You must a photographer or a celebrity because you've got some major exposure going on!"
     
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    "I see London, I see France..." I trust you know the rest.
     
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    You need to tighten up the ole corral there pard.
     
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    see rule# 14

    rules for men

    :lol:

    I realize the joke has homophobic overtones. So flame me if you must. I still think it's funny.

    Peace out.
     
  18. Imported

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    pghcyclist: A local Pittsburghism is "Kennywood is open". (Kennywood is an amusement park, for the uninitiated.)
     
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    It's always been XYZ around these parts.

    I hope I don't have to 'splain it.
     
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    "Windy here" or "the flag is out" or "did you sell your rabbit?"
     
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