How do you tell others (or prefer to be told) that the zipper is not...erm...engaged? Please feel free to add to these: 1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Quasimodo needs to go back into the tower and tend to his bells. 3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 4. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.. 5. Elvis has left the building. 6. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 7. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 9. Men may be From Mars, but I see you have something that rhymes with Venus. 10. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".