How do YOU wipe MY ass?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    steel wool?

    a brillo pad??
     
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    Some thin, green peach switches...:biggrin1:
     
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    I thought you were an asswipe. :tongue:
     
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    With the rotating brushes at the automatic car wash
     
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    Holy crap, I didn't even think you shit!! :confused:
     
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    LMAO! This is hilarious! ... with poison oak and I'll rinse it off with Jack Daniel.
     
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    Why should I? Your shit don't stink.
     
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    No need.

    There's no shortage of coprophageous trolls to attend to your needs as you sphincturbate with threads like this one.

    :biggrin1:
     
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    With my fist. And lots and lots of Crisco...
     
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    If your body is as contorted as your mind, you can fucking well lick your own ass clean. :smile:
     
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    Hell with wiping your ass- stay dirty if ya can't wipe your own, I'm just here for the party :party::popcorn: :dance::biggrin1:
     
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    Avast! Now would you like to see my buried treasure, I'll clean you up good and proper.

    That is unless you would like to enjoy the benefits of Big Bess the ship's mighty cannon!

    You'll be clean as a whistle in no time, and it'll be the best bang you've ever had.
     
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