How do YOU wipe MY ass?

[B_Hickboy]

Given the opportunity, that is...

 

[Matthew]

with sandpaper

 

[cklover]

With the very moist flat of my tongue:tongue::wink:

 

[Countryguy63]

steel wool?

a brillo pad??

 

[naughty]

Some thin, green peach switches...:biggrin1:

 

[Ethyl]

I thought you were an asswipe. :tongue:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I thought you were an asswipe. :tongue:

Where have you been all my life?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

With $100 bills..

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

With the rotating brushes at the automatic car wash

 

[basketbulge]

Holy crap, I didn't even think you shit!!

 

[chris4869]

LMAO! This is hilarious! ... with poison oak and I'll rinse it off with Jack Daniel.

 

[nakedwally]

with big leafs of romaine lettuce

 

[Pecker]

Why should I? Your shit don't stink.

 

[ruffboy]

i wait for the gov'na to declare it a disaster area, then coordinate the work of FEMA, the Red Cross and National Guard to try and get things back under control...

 

[Gillette]

Pressure washer.

 

[rawbone8]

No need.

There's no shortage of coprophageous trolls to attend to your needs as you sphincturbate with threads like this one.

:biggrin1:

 

[DC_DEEP]

With my fist. And lots and lots of Crisco...

 

[Lordpendragon]

If your body is as contorted as your mind, you can fucking well lick your own ass clean. :smile:

 

[SassySpy]

If your body is as contorted as your mind, you can fucking well lick your own ass clean. :smile:

Hell with wiping your ass- stay dirty if ya can't wipe your own, I'm just here for the party opcorn: :dance::biggrin1:

 

[hypolimnas]

Given the opportunity, that is...

Avast! Now would you like to see my buried treasure, I'll clean you up good and proper.

That is unless you would like to enjoy the benefits of Big Bess the ship's mighty cannon!

You'll be clean as a whistle in no time, and it'll be the best bang you've ever had.