How do YOU wipe MY ass?

[rawbone8]

With all the scat threads hitting the board maybe it's a PR prelude to HickBoy launching his rap tribute album:

Public Enema
Yo! Bum Rush the Show

 

[No_Strings]

Hell with wiping your ass- stay dirty if ya can't wipe your own, I'm just here for the party opcorn: :dance::biggrin1:

so that's why you wanted to bleach it... :tongue:

 

[SassySpy]

so that's why you wanted to bleach it... :tongue:

OMG ROFLMFAO!! NO!! I didnt wanna bleach it, you silly plonker, I just wanted to know about it- curiosity, ya know? :tongue: I already KNOW how to wipe my ass- Hickboy on the 'other hand'....... seems to need suggestions or help:biggrin1:

 

[bluekarma]

I thought you were an asswipe. :tongue:

Hahahaha. Ah, I needed that today. MB, you a trip girl, I love it!!

HB, sweetie, you can take your face from between my legs long enough to wipe your own ass, ok? :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :tongue: :tongue: :wink:

 

[B_Hickboy]

OMG ROFLMFAO!! NO!! I didnt wanna bleach it, you silly plonker, I just wanted to know about it- curiosity, ya know? :tongue: I already KNOW how to wipe my ass- Hickboy on the 'other hand'....... seems to need suggestions or help:biggrin1:

I know how to do it. I was just wondering about anybody else's ideas about techniques they might employ.

 

[agnslz]

I follow instructions put forth in Dr. Laura's newest book "The Proper Care and Wiping of a Man's Ass.":biggrin::tongue:

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

with your tongue

 

[Yorkie]

Send in a platoon of dung beetles.

 

[jakeatolla]

To wipe your ass Hick Boy, I'd use a Beltsander with 40 grit sand paper.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Talk about going into the void

 

[BlackCock85]

With a brillo pad and gallon of clorox :smile: