How Do You Wipe Your Ass?

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A bear and a rabbit were sitting on a log taking a dump. The bear turned to the rabbit and said, "Mr. Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "Why, yes, Mr. Bear, it does."

At that, the bear picked up the rabbit and used him to wipe his ass.
 

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A bear and a rabbit were sitting on a log taking a dump. The bear turned to the rabbit and said, "Mr. Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "Why, yes, Mr. Bear, it does."

At that, the bear picked up the rabbit and used him to wipe his ass.
You told it wrong.

The Bear is supposed to say "Mr. Rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

And the Rabbit is supposed to say "No, why do you ask?"

And then the Bear wipes his ass with him.

u_u
 

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I use about a foot and a half folded but not neatly, then Ass in the air bending over and Back to Front (lets hear it for the back to fronters!!!). I do this about 3 times minimum as a rule, additional as nessecary.

I am curious if anyone uses moist towlettes, I don't but have heard many do as debated by the Howard Stern Show.
Cottonelle Wipes are a godsend!!:biggrin: