Being the only lily white ass in the entire city, it seemed I was easy target to be lasso'ed by a snake charmer in the chaos they call Djena el Fna. Needless to say I wasn't charming enough for the snake.
Uh, a poisonous snake bit you on the neck and you survived??
Because Sebastian had blown the lottery too?
Oh he blew alright, just not the lottery. More like the orphanage.
When you meet a prince/princess or above, the first time you speak to him/her you call him/her "Your Majesty" or "Your Royal Highness" (not sure which) after that its either 'Sir' or 'Ma'am'
Only the monarch is honored as, "Your Majesty."
A prince or princess of royal blood or marriage is addressed as, "Your Royal Highness."
A prince or princess not of royal blood or marriage is addressed as, "Your Highness."
When a prince or monarch or peer also has multiple other titles, the honorific used is always that of the highest rank. Therefore, His Royal Highness the Duke of York is always referred to as, "Your Royal Highness," not, "Your Grace."
Thereafter, as you stated, it is, "ma'am" or "sir."
Now.
If you really want to become a lord or lady you can.
Separate from titles of peerage, you can attain a
feudal title by purchasing a landed barony. A true barony, and pay attention here, doesn't necessarily confer land, but the rights to the land. Should someone be selling and you purchasing a true baronial manor, you have the legal right to be, "Earl Logjam of Rocky Wastes, Baron Rocky Wastes." If you're feeling full of yourself, you may also use the honorific, "Much Honoured." Usually baronies come with a musty old house and some particular rights to the area that the legal barony incorporates. That could mean you have rights of way, right to permit markets, right of tolls, and mineral rights. Or you may simply have the right to three geese and ten bushels of rich manure from the townspeople at Christmas or the right to slay dragons in the town square without permit. Privileges, if any, vary widely. You even have the right to hold a baronial court complete with the issuing of fines and yes you can hire a constable to enforce your rights. Scottish baronies were of much interest during the North Sea oil boom because baronies which included shoreline had mineral rights up to Scotland's territorial waters. Scottish baronies also entitle you to a gold helm, robes, unique flags, and two, yes TWO, pipers displaying your armorial banner when you feel like being piped at (just be aware that you have to foot the bill for it all).
Feudal barons are different from barons who are peers, or as they are called in Scotland,
Barons of Parliament. Both get called
Lord and
Lady however you are NOT of the same rank. Guess which one outranks the other? You can, however, take some pride in that your feudal barony is likely far older than the title of most all peers.
Baronies are not cheap, frequently costing upwards of £10,000 and sometimes much higher if the baronies have a good income. Some do! Some will make you quite well-off because of the rights they confer however those baronies are the ones people don't sell. There are also plenty of scams selling fake titles and fake baronies. In the UK, anybody who owns land can style themselves a baron but it won't be a true barony unless a person also holds a royal warrant conferring baronial privileges. Acquiring a true barony requires a solicitor who knows what he or she is doing and a fat wallet, but it can be done.
If you really want to rack-up the brownie points buy one for your sister for Christmas.