How does one legally meet, seduce, and penetrate the mythic perfect vagina?

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  1. PokeSalad

    PokeSalad New Member

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    I admit to being a novice at sex. But I have good physical attributes, bedroom eyes, a tender loving smile and an amazing aptitude to make a woman relax and feel good. I just can't seem to seal the deal. Help! anyone? :confused:
     
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    In very much the same way that one legally meets, seduces, and penetrates the perfect male butt!

    (but given the incredibly perfect details involved, details that are sometimes butt-specific, I'm not sure I could put it in general terms very well.)
     
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    I'm not a novice at sex with a woman, or at least I don't think so. But, anyway just taking my time at giving pleasure to her seemed to always work best for us.
     
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    LOL. Maybe by seducing a girl and not just her vagina? Just a thought :smile: .
     
  5. Elmer Gantry

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    There you go with all that common sense stuff again, Tiff.
     
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    He did say that he has an ability to make a woman relax and feel good so he probably isn't trying to skip straight to the bedroom.

    The answer's often in the kiss, once she's in that happy and comfortable state hold her firmly and give her a very sensual kiss, take your time and don't push to go any further, let her take the lead. If she fancies you enough this'll usually get her in the mood, assuming of course she has no religious or moral objection to sex before marrage
     
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    I agree with Dorset. You probably need to be a little more confident also.
     
  8. viking1

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    I wouldn't know, but if you figure it out, write a book. I'll buy a copy if it's not to high...
     
  9. Chest Rockwell

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    anyone see 40 year old virgin?

    take their advice ... "don't put the pussy on a pedestal."
     
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