How drunk

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    How ladies I know how much you like my nice questions so...

    How drunk do you think you would need to be before you would have sex with me and how many drinks do you think it would take to get this drunk.

    What you drinking ?
     
  2. Mr. Bungle

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    oh man, not another one of these threads...
     
  3. Catchoftheday

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    One of these?? I don't know what you mean, what you drinking then?
     
  4. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    i'll have a LA water please!
     
  5. Catchoftheday

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    Are you sure you wanna drink that ..oh well ok would you like a large one?
     
  6. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    yes, a large LA water please! :smile:

    and for those of you who don't know what a LA water is...


    1/2 oz Vodka
    1/2 oz Gin
    1/2 oz Light Rum
    1/2 oz Triple Sec
    1/2 oz Blue Curacao
    1/2 oz Raspberry Liqueur
    Sweet and Sour Mix

    Pour vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, blue curacao and raspberry liqueur into a glass with ice. Fill it with sweet and sour mix.
     
  7. Catchoftheday

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    cheers bottoms up :biggrin1:
     
  8. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    Are we 16 again?
     
  9. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    Question to you-

    How drunk would you have to be in order to let a toothless prostitute give you a blow job?:eek:
     
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    How drunk would you have to be to deal with me?
     
  11. Catchoftheday

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    It depends, how much are you going to charge me :biggrin1:? Actually I don't tend fo get drunk much these days :eek:
     
  12. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    Bend over and get your birthday spanking early.:cool:

     
  13. Catchoftheday

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    :moon::shrug: :biggrin1: :redface:
     
  14. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    Don't make me return to England a few months early. :wink:
     
  15. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    Why would I have to be drunk to deal with you? :wink:
     
  16. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    i'm still waiting for someone to bring me my LA water...
     
  17. Catchoftheday

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    I thought that you had already had one :rolleyes: I will see if I can send you another maybe some one else got the other one :confused:
     
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    Jumping on the next plane to serve you ;-)
     
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    a) Extremely drunk
    b) Approx. 10 Long Island Ice Teas

    c) But then I would need to get pumped at the hospital after 6-7...

    Sorry.
     
  20. Catchoftheday

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    So would that be Comatose or would merely unconscious suffice:frown1:?
     
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