How far can you SQUIRT

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  1. DutchSWINGER

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    How far are you able to squirt your cum..........

    Who is able to match Peter North

    I can't..... 30 cm. is the best for me
     
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    I can still shoot up to 4-5 feet. Love to hear the splattering sound as it rains down on the floor.:smile:
     
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    When I was in my late teens and early twenties I used to have a massage from a guy who could make me squirt about 8 feet in two or three massive laods, he used to laugh at it, we thought it was great to see the massive ropes go over my head and land near the window. Now I'm almost 50 and I can't shoot like that any more, but I can still go 4 or 5 feet. The other day at the bath house, I was just sitting wanking over a film when the time came to blow a load, it went about 5 feet, there were three other guys there and we just laughed, its like some kind of bonding between guys, something men can understand. I'm still really proud of my cockand hope I can shoot for a few more years yet. Any boys in Melbourne who can compete?
     
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    My record is about 2 meters
     
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    I can't squirt that far, but I can hit my eyes with cum (I try not to hit my mouth or eyes but it does happen)
     
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    If it's been a while, and i edge for just the right amount of time, i can shoot about 4 feet. I once ruined antique wallpaper in a trick's house... OOPS! I guess he should have had a headboard!
     
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    The longest I’ve ever shot was when I was lying on my back and a girl I was dating started blowing me and then she decided to lie down next to me and jerk me off. My first squirt blew over both of our heads and the second couldn’t have found a better target – her face.
     
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    It was... November... I did not masturbate or anything for over 2 weeks
    And I was lying naked on the bed and... and had some... "naughty thoughts" .... tried to stop it, but it was too painfull... and SQUIRT ... and my WHOLE chest was wet and shiny... so if I calculate the distance.... it must have been 15-16 inches...
     
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    the farthest i've shot was (after messing with a b/f all night w/o cumming, then waking up in the morning and finally releasing) from the floor at the base of the bed, to above the headboard--about 8 feet i'd reckon.
     
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    This is TOO FUNNY
     
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    My distance varies on a bunch of factors. how hydrated i am, when i jerked last, how often ive been coming lately, how long ive had a hardon for before i blow, the angle of my rod when i blow, and theres more i dont understand. when i was on a rigorous training schedule in college, with internet porn and nothing else to do, i was coming five times a day or so. if i took a day or two off, i could sit in my chair and shoot strait up to the 8'6'' ceiling, from a very low chair mind you. nowadays, it varies from a foot or so, to 6 feet or so. maybe if i start training again, ill hit 10 feet, lol.
     
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    As a regular thing, about three feet, to the base of my neck, just above the cleft between my collarbones. If I save up, though, and the person I'm with is really good at edging me, it'll build up pressure. I'm pretty good at using kegel muscles (however that's spelled), and if I'm sitting on the floor, it'll easily squirt onto the ceiling. Just don't expect that very often!
     
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    One long continuous squirt that goes 3-4' depending on how edged I am.

    Once I was in a group thing at a hotel (fondly remembered as '8 At The W') and one of the guys had worked his way through college acting in porn so he was a bit seen-it-done-it and he wanted everyone to JO on him.

    In a couldn't possibly have planned it, once in a lifetime shot, I fired off a stripe that ran from his wrist all the way up his arm to his shoulder. I was so pleased that he was so impressed!
     
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    I normally can squirt to my chest, but one day, after i returned from a camp where i couldnt masturbate, is sat on my bed, watched a porn and after half an hour of masturbating i saw it flying over my shoulder right to my underwear and landing there... Really not nice... Now I always use a paper towel...
     
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    When I was in younger age I could squirt wery far, a couple of meters with massive loads and frequently. At that moment I thought it was normal and it is later I have understand it is longer than most men can do. Now it is possible for me to squirt over my gf body and hit her face from the pussy position when we fuck and I cum, but in that case I have to save me for a week.
     
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    At least 5', probably 6-7.
     
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    too thick to to squirt, best i ever did was about a foot, and it was thick and messy.:cool:
     
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    I shoot up on my pillow regularly, when I am cumming on my own, ... well sometimes I hit my ear, my neck or face, I have got the hang of not shooting in my eyes, thank god.

    It is messy but I'm pretty used to it. The amount of cum depends on the amount of water I drink, I try to drink a lot during the day (for general health reasons), and regard the amount of cum/mess as a fact of life, and an unfortunate side-effect.
     
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    When I was teenager I had a laminated print of some whales on the wall behind my bed.

    The on going joke was that they were sperm whales because I usually hosed them pretty good while jerking off in bed. My girl freind loved to give me hand jobs and tried to hit different whales with each shot. By the end of our relationship she was able to hit 5 wales in a session.

    Now to make life easier I do it in the kitchen. I putdown news paper all of the floor then when I am done I put the paper in the recycling bin. Easy cleanup.
     
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