A young man is sitting on his computer when his Grandfather walks into the room;
Young guy: Hiya Granpa, Be with you in just a second, Just finishing this...
Grandpa: Thats not way to spend your time on that bloody computer! Hell! When I was your age, I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and left without paying! Now THATS how you live a little son!
ONE WEEK LATER
(The young man walks into the room, covered in bandages and bruises)
Grandpa: Sweet baby jesus! What the hell has happened to you ?!
Young guy: I did what you said Grandpa! I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and then they beat the living shit out of me!!
Grandpa: Oh my! Who did you go with ?!
Young guy: Just some friends... Why ?! Who did you go with ?
Grandpa: The SS
Young guy: Hiya Granpa, Be with you in just a second, Just finishing this...
Grandpa: Thats not way to spend your time on that bloody computer! Hell! When I was your age, I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and left without paying! Now THATS how you live a little son!
ONE WEEK LATER
(The young man walks into the room, covered in bandages and bruises)
Grandpa: Sweet baby jesus! What the hell has happened to you ?!
Young guy: I did what you said Grandpa! I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and then they beat the living shit out of me!!
Grandpa: Oh my! Who did you go with ?!
Young guy: Just some friends... Why ?! Who did you go with ?
Grandpa: The SS
