How Grandpa did it.

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  1. Evil-Scotsman

    Evil-Scotsman New Member

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    A young man is sitting on his computer when his Grandfather walks into the room;

    Young guy:
    Hiya Granpa, Be with you in just a second, Just finishing this...

    Grandpa:
    Thats not way to spend your time on that bloody computer! Hell! When I was your age, I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and left without paying! Now THATS how you live a little son!

    ONE WEEK LATER

    (The young man walks into the room, covered in bandages and bruises)

    Grandpa:
    Sweet baby jesus! What the hell has happened to you ?!

    Young guy:
    I did what you said Grandpa! I went to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, drank all night, Fucked the dancers, pissed on the barmen and then they beat the living shit out of me!!

    Grandpa:
    Oh my! Who did you go with ?!

    Young guy:
    Just some friends... Why ?! Who did you go with ?

    Grandpa: The SS




     
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