How great would it have been to be a King or Pharaoh

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  1. Mem

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    ...and have your pick of concubine and have as many georgeous sex partners as you wanted. The only downside would be if you caught a disease back then. Then again an average shlub could have caught the same thing.
     
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    That's something I used to fantasize about when I would jerk off as a teenager!

    Well, not just as a teenager. I used to think about it, too, when I heard that old-time Mongolian leaders used to fuck on horseback, and also about some nobles (I forget where) used to fuck whores while they were getting their work done. They would fuck slowly enough to stay hard while focusing on other things, too.
     
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    Do you realize how many kings were assassinated, killed in battle, or otherwise met ignominious ends? It's one of the most dangerous jobs there is. You probably would have done better as a French nobleman before the Reign of Terror (providing you got out of France in time).
     
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    Imagination and multitasking are wonderful things.:biggrin1:
     
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    Not just a king or pharaoh, but a king or pharaoh with a giant cock! Not only would you have a huge harem from among your own people, but every time you armies returned victorious, you'd get a fresh batch of slave girls to do your every bidding.
     
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    Well, considering ancient (as in Phoenician and Egyptian) eras, they had a bad habit of using sheep and goat fat to coat their hair sometimes with a bit of honey thrown in for extra control. Nope, I've got certain limits, and mutton fat just doesn't seem appealing.
     
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    A lot of stories about ancient (and not so ancient) rulers makes them come across as spoiled brats with an entitlement complex. Not the kind of person I'd want to emulate.

    As for wanting hundreds of slaves for use as living sex toys? No thanks! I prefer the company of equals. I'd much rather have friends than slaves as my lovers. I'd bet my friends would be much more enthusiastic about consensual sexual play than most slaves from centuries past.

    Just imagine the life of a typical female slave captured in war. One day you're doing okay with your family in your little hut growing food in your garden. Then along comes some blood-thirsty soldiers who burn your crops, destroy your house, kill your parents and siblings, then decide to rape you. After they rape you several times, you get tied and gagged and forced to march to some palace where the king decides you're pretty enough to be his personal slave. Yeah, the same king who ordered the deaths of all your kin folk. He expects you to put out on demand or your get to visit the executioner. Life's a bitch. Then you die.
     
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    Why not just become a rich person now? You will have about the same level of pussy attracting power.
     
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    Indeed, sure beats being a King :rolleyes:
     
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    Living in modern times as a rich person would definitely beat being a king in ancient Egypt.

    Ancient times sucked. They sucked hard.
     
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    What are you, 12 years old? Indulge your rape fantasies elsewhere please! Maybe you could learn how to spell at the same time.
     
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    being royalty would have been nice, minus the diseases. but being a pharaoh... forget it! they mostly kept it in the family so their blood lines stayed "pure." that's not particularly my cup of tea.
     
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    no air conditioning, no ipod, I can eat better at a $9.99 Vegas buffet...

    i think i'll stick to being modern.
     
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    Didn't Henry VIII die of syphilis?
     
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    Ok let's put it this way.... as a sexual fantasy, sweet!
    But when you move away the sugar coated harem and look at the facts.. it stinks. But undeniably the whole erotic vision of being admired and begged for sex while being able to do ANYTHING.... is just breathtaking.
     
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    not exactly...as a pharaoh you would have been clear of any std's because they didn't exist untill the greek and roman eras as an issue to even be aware of, BUT other than disease you have everything jason_els mentioned plus you're protein deficient, your teeth are rotting from the rock chunks ground into your bread, you are short because the avg height of that era would be about 5"2, a simple stomach infection would kill you slowly for years and even if it didn't the avg life expectancy was about 25-30
     
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    ...or you could have been like Raamses the Second, who lived a very long time and was over six feet tall.
     
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    ^^That is not so. STD's did indeed exist in the age of the pharaohs.

    https://freegroups.net/library/The_Reading_Room/Medical_Texts/Syphilis_And_Gonorrhea.shtml

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    Gonorrhea has the honor of being the first bacterial infection to be specifically documented--the disease was accurately described in the papyrus scrolls of ancient Egypt.
     
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