madame_zora
Sexy Member
horribleperson said:ive had a few girls get upset with me and a few have said "look i want you to fuck me" when a girl is this ready and im not i will tell her lets fuck in a public place ( the bathroom, in my car in the parking lot, or behind the bushes ) someplace i know she is gonna say no to.
if im out at a bar and a girl is hitting on me i will not leave with her that night. i will give her my number and have her call me in a few days, then when she does call i play stupid (this will drive a girl nuts). in college at parties if a girl came on to me i would waste as much time as i could to see how long it took her to bring up sex.
if a girl comes up to me and the first words out of her mouth are "hey arent you that guy with the huge cock" then i know right off the bat she wants to fuck right then and there. if the girl isnt super smoking hot then i will say im here with someone.
something else that works very well is saying "i dont have a condom" if she says it dont matter then you get to turn the tables at her and get all pisssed off at her cuz she wants to fuck with out a condom and how nasty that is ect.ect.
You are my hero, this is some hilarious stuff.
For anyone about to give him shit, think about this- what's the "mature" thing to do, tell the truth? I submit-
Unhot girl: "Wow, I thought that was you when I saw you from across the room."
Hot guy:"Who are you?"
Unhot girl: "Oh, you don't know me, my name's Martha. You dated my friend a while ago and she said you were really hung, is it true?"
Hot guy, feeling queasy: "Uh yeah, that's what they tell me"
Unhot girl: "Wow, I like big guys, I'd really love to see it sometime..."
drumroll please.......
Hot guy: "Gee, I don't think so, I'm really not attracted to you"
Hahahahaha, yeah, let's just SEE how mature a woman would be about THAT, even though it would be the right thing to do. Most men learn early on that women are mostly vapid and egotistical. No wonder they play games with us, look how good we do with honesty.