How hung is a horse?

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  1. Cthulhu

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    Searching for the word "horse", I found around 14 pages of results. No surprises here.

    But, just out of curiocity, just how hung is an average horse? Any vets/horse whisperers in here that know?
     
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    About this hung:

    (this pic has been removed as it contained beastiality*).

    **Pornography involving sex with animals is widely illegal, even in most countries where the act itself is not explicitly outlawed. In the United States, zoosexual pornography (in common with other pornography) would be considered obscene if it did not meet the standards of the Miller Test and therefore is not openly sold, mailed, distributed or imported across state boundaries or within states which prohibit it. Under U.S. law, 'distribution' includes transmission across the internet. Production and mere possession appear to be legal, however.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia#Pornography

    --Lex
     
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    After seeing that horse cock mounting this woman, for the first time ever, I feel puny and undersized! Twenty-four inches compared to my mere 9.25 is
    really HORSE HUGE ! Need to get back into my jelquing right away!:tongue:
     
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    Apropos a horse cock brought into focus with a human being, I watched a video of a man getting assfucked by a horse recently on Pornotube.com. The horse rammed far into him and when it was finished and withdrew after about four deep 12 to 18 inch strokes, horse shot cups of cum behind the man. I believe the video was removed soon after it appeared about 10 days ago!:tongue:
     
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    In regard of this thread, can I please draw your attention to the following:

    Pornography involving sex with animals is widely illegal, even in most countries where the act itself is not explicitly outlawed. In the United States, zoosexual pornography (in common with other pornography) would be considered obscene if it did not meet the standards of the Miller Test and therefore is not openly sold, mailed, distributed or imported across state boundaries or within states which prohibit it. Under U.S. law, 'distribution' includes transmission across the internet. Production and mere possession appear to be legal, however.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia#Pornography

    Please have consideration for keeping LPSG on the right side of the law by refraining from including pictures of bestiality.
     
  7. ... well ... that was shocking ... and only kinda illegal :rolleyes: but whatever
     
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    It was only a bit of horseplay.
     
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    I've seen the video where the guy got fucked in the ass by the horse and died. He's not..dying in the video, but the whole thing looked really fucking painful. You could hear the guy screaming, with another man asking him "Do you like that? Do you like that?"

    The horse came in like..two seconds.

    I'm not going to post a link.
     
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    Sorry for that pic. Whenever a moderator has a chance, please delete it. :redface:
     
  11. haha (that was good) :biggrin1: ... but all kidding aside it is illegal, as noted in full detail in alex's post ... and for future reference it take's a little more than that to offend me :cool:
     
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    Here is a strictly National Geographic nature pic:
     

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    Me too. :rolleyes:

    I merely thought someone needed to be a spoilsport before everyone started jerking off to antelope porn. :cool:
     
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    Is he not in the gallery here? :rolleyes:
     
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    Just out of curiosity. What is this doing in the Underwear Forum? :confused:
     
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    It's wearing a pair of jockey shorts.

    Next question? :rolleyes:
     
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    Reminds me of my "future" boyfriend!:tongue:
     
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    You're one funny Englishman!

    Ah me. I missed the photo.....:rolleyes: :redface:
     
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    Well, I'm sure the whale is 3m...and elefant is 1 1/2 m ..i'm almost sure a horse is 1m...i read it somewhere....but the one i'm sure is the whale meassuraments.:biggrin1:
     
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by gprent
    Here is a strictly National Geographic nature pic:


    Originally Posted by Alex*:
    Is he not in the gallery here? :rolleyes:

    For the record (and oh gosh I do important things here), there are 39 user names that are some variant on the word 'horse.'
    Four 'horses,' 4 'horsecocks,' 5 'horsehungs,' etc., all with numbers to distinguish them.
    And not a single ShetlandPonyBoy.
    Something definitely subspeciesist in the State of Denmark...:cool: