How hung is a horse?

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Gisella said:
but the one i'm sure is the whale meassuraments.
It depends a bit on the whale. There are big whales, and there are little whales. There is a museum http://www.phallus.is/ in Iceland with a collection of whale (among other) phalli. Here's a shot of ... I don't know ... the main exhibit hall, or something like it.
http://www.phallus.is/myndir/2_03.jpg
 

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Ok, a horse dick is what, 25" long! What a surprise. But did you know the size of an average gorilla erection? It's about 1,5 inches. Impressive!!!
 

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Ken Adams said:
But did you know the size of an average gorilla erection? It's about 1,5 inches. Impressive!!!
Regardless of size, I think it would still prove reasonably painful to be fucked by a gorilla. :rolleyes:
 

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big dirigible said:
It depends a bit on the whale. There are big whales, and there are little whales. There is a museum http://www.phallus.is/ in Iceland with a collection of whale (among other) phalli. Here's a shot of ... I don't know ... the main exhibit hall, or something like it.
http://www.phallus.is/myndir/2_03.jpg

:biggrin1:

For sure there are BigDirigible...and now i dont remember if 3m is the average whales sizes or the biggest one...if and when i find the site again I will post the details...

Thanks for the links.

As a human female who dealt with penis sizes between 14cm and 24cm just the mention of a male of another specie that meassures 1m 2m 3m...is kind of impressive and make me imagine the situation of the female of those species receiving it...of course they fit them and they may do not have the same problem as we/me to fit a male horse human huge manhood : 10" above..plus a huge girth to match....than my reality is more 'scary' than the females whales, horses and etc... :eek:
 

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Horse/bull cocks are impressive, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly when you have to jerk these animals off and collect the semen in a cup. It's a good way to get stepped on or kicked. I don't care much for spending the day shoulder deep in cows vaginas inseminating them either, or worse yet, palpating them.
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alex8 said:
Regardless of size, I think it would still prove reasonably painful to be fucked by a gorilla. :rolleyes:

I don't think anyone would go "ape" over it. Much less even "monkey" around with a gorilla.:tongue:
 

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Ken Adams said:
Ok, a horse dick is what, 25" long! What a surprise. But did you know the size of an average gorilla erection? It's about 1,5 inches. Impressive!!!

Ah, that would be a great way to break the truth to a not-so-gifted-but-way-too-arrogant boyfriend:

"Horse? What horse? Darling, you are hung as a friggin' gorilla!"

Not knowing better, he will be happy - untill you give him the encyclopedia...
 

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Cthulhu said:
Ah, that would be a great way to break the truth to a not-so-gifted-but-way-too-arrogant boyfriend:

"Horse? What horse? Darling, you are hung as a friggin' gorilla!"

Not knowing better, he will be happy - untill you give him the encyclopedia...

Or...."hey you're hung like a stud..............field mouse.."
 

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Well, from what I learned on the show "Dirty Jobs", with Mike Rowe, when he did the episode where he visited a stud farm, and had to "milk" the sperm from the horse, each horse had an individual collection condom like thing. And, just like people, horses come in different sizes.....so, I guess that there is large penis envy even among horses..:tongue:.
 
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davidjh7 said:
so, I guess that there is large penis envy even among horses..:tongue:.

Nah. My guess is that only people are stupid enough to be envius of some inches of flesh...
 

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What amazes me (having grown up on a farm) is how small horses (and donkeys) get when they're flaccid. Talk about being a "grower"...

It's awesome. When flaccid, horses retract/shrink down to where the shaft disappears, completely withdraws up into the abdomen for the most part. Horse have the tendancy too, to be "semi" quite often (which admittedly is already at a length that seems impressive to us humans.)

But to withdraw completely flaccid the way horses do and THEN for us guys to worry like we do when we go "soft" ....well the comparison between the two is almost laughable when you think about it. I mean, a HORSE should really be self-conscious over how small HE gets in the flaccid state! :18:

This fact has helped me accept the variances in my own flaccid size from time to time. Just knowing ALL males, whatever the species, have these differences is comforting. --At least SOMEWHAT comforting, that is.
 

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I worked on a studding farm for a while, and even helped with collecting specimines for artificial insemination. Yes, horses are pretty huge, but after 3-5 thrusts, it's all over. So if someone calls you a stallion, it's really not a complement.

Now, if you want something interesting you should check out pigs. Once they're errect the head of their penis becomes a corkscrew. This then jams into the sow's ridged cervix, and basically drags that back and forth. When you're artificaially inseminating the sow's you have to lean on their back and work the inseminator straw back and forth. You can tell when they're ready because you can atually feel their uterine wall ripple and suck up all the semen. It's pretty disturbing when you realise you're an animal pimp.