How hung is a horse?

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    The female blue whale has a vagina at least eight foot long - I've stayed in smaller Tokyo hotel rooms.

    Forget the whales, horses and elephants, the mighty winkle is king of the cocks. He boasts an organ fifteen times the length of his body. On a six foot male human that would equate to a 1080 inch penis - anyone going to challenge the winkle?

    Imagine, you could be 90 feet away from a man and he could probe you with his penis. Now that would make travelling on the undergorund a little more interesting.
     
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    You know, dongalong, I honestly thought that was just an article about Mr. Hands ... not realizing that there was a video link.
    Knowing of the video link, I probably wouldn't have posted the link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica.
     
  3. dongalong

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    Don't worry, it wasn't a direct link to zoo porn so it was an easy mistake to make.
     
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    Wow...15x bigger :eek: ! What is a winkle i look in the dictionary but could not find it...:confused:

    And Benterden and G.Man you two have lots of experience 'hands on' jobs..wow.


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    ELEPHANTS HAVE A 3 FOOT ERECTION! I HAVE SEEN THE PICTURES! Lol.

    My ex is in Kenya and has told me...thats just crazy. Especially on a land animal. Zebras are bigger than horses too. Huge cocks. Sexy animals lol.
     
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    They must struggle to get their PJ's off when they have an erection :biggrin1:
     
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    4 pages now with the horsecock topic? :puke:

    You guys need to get out more. Then again, here I am.
     
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    Big enough to be modest, and not brag every ten seconds.:biggrin1:
     
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    I had a pony tha could drag his penis on the grass as he grazed. He showed skill by not stepping on it. It was like his having a fifth leg. He was castrated as an adult.
     
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    We have a bull and some cows on some property a few hours from home.
    Hubby, and the friend who lives there, named the bull "Mr. Testicles"....
    I said "Testy"......and that one stuck......
    We all call him Testy.
     
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    so how many inches is the horses penis???
     
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    Depends whether you're after a bone-pressed or a non-bone-pressed measurement.
     
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    Ponies have very short legs, you know :tongue:
     
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    so no one knows???
     
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    How big is a horse cock?

    This website sells "the anatomic correct facsimile of a horse penis." :biggrin1:

    Diameter 7 cm / 2.75"
    Length 50 cm / 20"

    http://www.bigdongs.de
     

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    seems like this is the kind of info that would be readily avaible online. what a waste of time.
     
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    I'd love to saddle up and ride your dondey!!!
     
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