How hung is the hulk?

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  1. D_Oldman Rivver

    D_Oldman Rivver New Member

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    Ok...when David Banner turned into the Incredible Hulk...did his schlong grow too? LOL
     
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    LOL I bet he blows his load quickly -he's looks a bit tensed up!:biggrin1:
     
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    Maybe this might be of some help... :rolleyes:

    The Incredible Bulk

    Even at six, Leah Lowland knew there was something amiss with the Incredible Hulk doll she won at a seaside fair in England.

    Noticing a prominent bulge at the front of her prize, Leah did what any curious six-year-old would do: she pantsed him.

    And lo, there in all its green-felted splendor, she discovered a two-inch male organ -- a willy, as the Brits like to call it.

    "Considering the doll is only 12 inches tall, it's amazing how big his willy is," said mom Kim. "And itÂ’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake."

    Amazed she may have been, but mom is calling for a ban on the Hulk doll, made by a Spanish manufacturer as a tie-in with the new movie.

    Source: http://drizzten.com/blargchives/000439.html
     
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    his pants alwaysstayed in place (even if they turned into ripped shorts) so he cant have grown that fucking huge in the schlong department - besides we all know about body builders (this is a joke observation and is made solely for the purpose of raising some blood pressure round the world!)

    Peace and Love

    Del
     
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    Don't make David Banner's weenie angry. You wouldn't like his weenie when it's angry.
     
  9. D_Oldman Rivver

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    Id like to make angry just to see if id get lucky!:smile:

    Like that cartoon, dongalong.
     
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    LOL huge green cocks are such a source of amusement.

    Anyway, there was that actor who played the Hulk...specifically the Hulk, not the unassuming David Banner. Forget his name but I bet someone else remembers. I don't know if he was hung but he was on Banzai once. He lost to a Rabbi on an exercise bike (seeing who could keep above however fast it was for the longest) but he DID beat the priest.

    Banzai was an awesome show.
     
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    When I'm stressed I get a shrivel on!
     
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    Given that the original source for this bit of 'news' is The Sun, you'll understand if I believe the story is a hoax.
     
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    I think it was Lou Ferrigno (or something to that sort)
     
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    In one issue several years back, the Hulk's clothes were destroyed and he was walking around naked. One of his gamma-irradiated nemeses (who only got a big brain along with the characteristic green skin) admonished him to put on some pants because he was too... intimidating... without them. :wink:
     
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    *makes mental note*

    Go to alex8 for nude celebs.

    dongalong for hulk porn.

    :biggrin1:

    I'm reminded of an episode of Six Feet Under (season 3 or 4 if I'm not mistaken) where Claire and one of her art school friends joke about how terrible the movie was and how they just wanted to see him whip out his 'big green schlong' or however it was worded, heh
     
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    I think we are forgetting that it is a GREEN penis!!!

    They are not supposed to come in MULTIPLE colours..... It just isn't right!!:tongue:
     
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    Well, now, that fellow with the gamma irradiated hypertrophied cerebum would be the leader .

    Consequently, there was also another incident that almost foreshadowed the Hulk's endowement. !983 issue if I'm not mistaken, (And I rarely am about Marvel comics!) It was the time when Bruce Banner had made it so that he could change into the Hulk at will, & retain Bruce Banner's intelligence. At any rate, there was a scene where Bruce was in the steamy shower at a lab, then heard his girlfriend scream 'cause she was attacked, and then you see him transform into the Hulk, and the scene showed alot of steam covering his crotch.
     
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    This thread reminded me of an essay that Larry Niven wrote "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". In it he speculates how Superman might have some problems, for example what would the boyhood room of Clark Kent look like with all that masturbating, swiss cheese? Imagine what an ejaculation of Kryptonian sperm would do to a poor Earthling like Lois Lane? And what about the effect of Kryptonite on various things, would red kryptonite make sperm the size of beach balls?