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How I found this forum and I dont even have a tool!

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:biggrin1:..all i did was a google search for
"why do women like to be fucked hard" and this site came up!

So why did I search for such a term?....
Because Im a girl who loves to be farked stupid, given a few bitch slaps while being submitted with hair pulling and Im all yours bitch!...slap me...and swear at me...submit me and Ill fark till the cows come home...Ill even multi and wet cum for you....I swallow...I think Im most guys wet dream......

but....
Its taken me 5 lovers to realize Im not abnormal as my husband tells me....I just adore fucking!..

So I decided to search for maybe my desire is up the creek..Im a nut case.....hence up comes this forum with heaps of members....so this tells me.....we are either all mad or my answers lie within the posts of this forum....

Im off for a hunt :wink:
 

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ohhh.. the Aussies are gonna get you.

*hides in a conveniently located shark cage... wears slicker for blood splatter*



ps you have a penis
 

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If youre referring to me...bring it on!!!.....and FFS!!! I aint a bloke!!!
But then I forgot than on every forum there are weirdos like those who ahve posted...so all I can say is FO!!!..and if anyone intelligent wishs to post Im happy to reply..as for you other arse w+pes...fark off!
 

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*shadow boxes.. shuffles left... shuffles right* i is ready to rumble *giggles*

really, dude... calm down.

there are heaps of guys who will believe that you are a woman.
denial makes it easier for them to wank in front of a non-dude-female.

ya are missing a few steps in your game.

1. you should be 25. and bi. and blonde. with massive boobs.
2. you need a bunch of candid photos stolen from a social site.
3. you need close ups of captures from a few porn movies.
4. you need a second account, this one should be a dude.. he met you in RL and y'all had awesome sex.
5. you need a statement in your signature about wanting guys to come on your pictures.
6. you should have had slut, whore, hole or cum junkie in your username

sure you started out behind in points. is no reason to give up. a lil work, a few altered pictures and BOOM, you are a queen in PMs.
 

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i agree. or your a very masculine girl, not to over analyse things but your use of language is quite masculine, psychology
 

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allow me to be the first to apologize for the false accusation of gender fakery.
welcome to the site

you do make a hell of splash.

is bringing it on still necessary?
 

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*shadow boxes.. shuffles left... shuffles right* i is ready to rumble *giggles*

really, dude... calm down.

there are heaps of guys who will believe that you are a woman.
denial makes it easier for them to wank in front of a non-dude-female.

ya are missing a few steps in your game.

1. you should be 25. and bi. and blonde. with massive boobs.
2. you need a bunch of candid photos stolen from a social site.
3. you need close ups of captures from a few porn movies.
4. you need a second account, this one should be a dude.. he met you in RL and y'all had awesome sex.
5. you need a statement in your signature about wanting guys to come on your pictures.
6. you should have had slut, whore, hole or cum junkie in your username

sure you started out behind in points. is no reason to give up. a lil work, a few altered pictures and BOOM, you are a queen in PMs.

You should write a primer! Then it could be a sticky!

(Not saying that CBP is either a man or a woman - don't know either way myself....)
 

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You should write a primer! Then it could be a sticky!

(Not saying that CBP is either a man or a woman - don't know either way myself....)

hahaha when i fail, i fail spectacularly!
*hugs Ms. Femme*
this and herbergers... *shakes head* my mojo.. she is wounded.
:biggrin::redface::wink:
 

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*shadow boxes.. shuffles left... shuffles right* i is ready to rumble *giggles*

really, dude... calm down.

there are heaps of guys who will believe that you are a woman.
denial makes it easier for them to wank in front of a non-dude-female.

ya are missing a few steps in your game.

1. you should be 25. and bi. and blonde. with massive boobs.

yes..Im 48...no way bi...its why I always break away from lovers coz they want the FFM 3some and I hate women....yes...Im a half fake blonde....and my boobs are 42EE
2. you need a bunch of candid photos stolen from a social site.
WTF???? I aint posting any pics of me on here after the welcome I got from other lunatics...

3. you need close ups of captures from a few porn movies.
Dont own any,,
4. you need a second account, this one should be a dude.. he met you in RL and y'all had awesome sex.

Nup....and where is RL??.....no I wont multi sex unless its a MMF.
5. you need a statement in your signature about wanting guys to come on your pictures.

?....why
6. you should have had slut, whore, hole or cum junkie in your username
Whateva turns u on...

sure you started out behind in points. is no reason to give up. a lil work, a few altered pictures and BOOM, you are a queen in PMs.
Yeah from spastics!

Masculine female??.....yes...Ive just left my job in a maximum male security prison.....I have a degree in behaviour management specialising in special needs kids, I ride a motorbike...yes its a Harley...there is no other better to ride...oh and I have a LF license.....coz I dont mind getting my hands dirty....presently qualifying in a professional male dominated industry..so therefore am I a weak, tiny submissive dummy???....NO!

Apology accepted.....get over the splash...
Challenge me..bring it on!..
Ill chew u up and spit u out for breakfast!

Ok..lets get comical...Biatches!
 

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*shadow boxes.. shuffles left... shuffles right* i is ready to rumble *giggles*

really, dude... calm down.

there are heaps of guys who will believe that you are a woman.
denial makes it easier for them to wank in front of a non-dude-female.

ya are missing a few steps in your game.

1. you should be 25. and bi. and blonde. with massive boobs.
2. you need a bunch of candid photos stolen from a social site.
3. you need close ups of captures from a few porn movies.
4. you need a second account, this one should be a dude.. he met you in RL and y'all had awesome sex.
5. you need a statement in your signature about wanting guys to come on your pictures.
6. you should have had slut, whore, hole or cum junkie in your username

sure you started out behind in points. is no reason to give up. a lil work, a few altered pictures and BOOM, you are a queen in PMs.
I don't wanna go all internet "white knight" on you, because you may well be right about the OP. But if she hasn't done any of the things in this post yet then how do you know it's a faker?
 

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:biggrin1:..all i did was a google search for
"why do women like to be fucked hard" and this site came up!

So why did I search for such a term?....
Because Im a girl who loves to be farked stupid, given a few bitch slaps while being submitted with hair pulling and Im all yours bitch!...slap me...and swear at me...submit me and Ill fark till the cows come home...Ill even multi and wet cum for you....I swallow...I think Im most guys wet dream......

but....
Its taken me 5 lovers to realize Im not abnormal as my husband tells me....I just adore fucking!..

So I decided to search for maybe my desire is up the creek..Im a nut case.....hence up comes this forum with heaps of members....so this tells me.....we are either all mad or my answers lie within the posts of this forum....

Im off for a hunt :wink:

Hi Cute - nothing about your OP said 'fake woman' to me - it's a massive bug-bear on this site at the moment, to out the fakers. Personally I couldn't give a fuck if there are men pretending to be women here, whatever gives them their jollies - though admittedly it does make being a real woman here a little more difficult. But that's life.

But never mind - ignore this slightly dodgy start and have fun here. You are certainly not a freak nor unique in the way you enjoy sex. I'm sorry others have tried to make you believe you are. You'll find plenty of like minded women and men here. I hope you stick around.
 

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I don't wanna go all internet "white knight" on you, because you may well be right about the OP. But if she hasn't done any of the things in this post yet then how do you know it's a faker?

apparently the OP is indeed a lady of full lady parts allotment.

while her topic headline announced she doesn't have a tool, my second post into the this thread seemed to confirm that i can be a tool.

why i thought she might be a dude? the porn box blurbs from the introduction. a few other thangs.


umm Ms. Manly, everything about her intro screams dude.
 

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umm Ms. Manly, everything about her intro screams dude.

Not to me, it doesn't. And I did qualify my statement with a 'to me'.

You wouldn't be trying to tell me what I perceive, now, wouldya Dr.M? Because I think you're cleverer than that... :wink:
 

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ok....well elts get over the fakers carp I am definitely female....and hey youve lost me...whats the OP??..

All I am after is answers to my questions...do other women think and behave like me??..am I abnormal.....nothing more...

Oye ReallySmall??.....really fark off dickhead......I dont wank..coz I dont have a cock!!!
 

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OP = 'original poster' (when referring to a person) or sometimes 'original post'.

I wank and I don't have a tool. Wanking is not just plonker pulling - it is all masturbation, as far as I'm aware, anyway.

The word 'fark' is very annoying - this is an adult forum, you can type 'fuck' with impunity. Ditto for 'crap' and other swear words. Some people get shitty about 'cunt' as a term of abuse - but I use it anyway, because those people are cunts :smile:

No, as I said above, you are not a weirdo. Your enjoyment of sex and of rough sex with some level of pain involved is actually very common, in both men and women.
 

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Not to me, it doesn't. And I did qualify my statement with a 'to me'.

You wouldn't be trying to tell me what I perceive, now, wouldya Dr.M? Because I think you're cleverer than that... :wink:

not at all, and you did.. the to me thing.

Ms. Manly, i am just wondering what you saw that i missed. is a genuine "huh" from me.
 

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Ta......for explanation....

I rarely get off on my own..Ive found it too hard to get there as I used to when I was younger.....cool...clarifying fark vs fuck.....I haven't read any forum protocol rules as yet...

Thank you in letting me know I'm not alone in my desires and needs
 

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Cute - you are welcome - in both senses. Enjoy the site.

not at all, and you did.. the to me thing.

Ms. Manly, i am just wondering what you saw that i missed. is a genuine "huh" from me.

I see a woman who wants to be allowed be sexual but has only masculine terms with which to do so.

Look at her other post above, about the bike, the job and what-not - she clearly hangs out with men, probably in and close to her own age group. Overt sexuality is very much a male preserve in (what I am guessing is) her peer group - so she expressing her sexuality in their terms. But I didn't really need that background, the username and the language was enough. I have a friend of an age who is most definitely female and the OP reminds me of her.
 

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I see a woman who wants to be allowed be sexual but has only masculine terms with which to do so.

Look at her other post above, about the bike, the job and what-not - she clearly hangs out with men, probably in and close to her own age group. Overt sexuality is very much a male preserve in (what I am guessing is) her peer group - so she expressing her sexuality in their terms. But I didn't really need that background, the username and the language was enough. I have a friend of an age who is most definitely female and the OP reminds me of her.

hmmm i know masculine women. stone butches to gender queers to straight women i swear have stainless steel balls and foot long cocks.. i don't get that vibe here.

meh.. i apologized. i'm done.
 

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One of her posts says 'I shake my penis after doing a wee wee'

Dead giveaway.
 

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Thanks ManlyBanisters...at least I know Im not alone.......

Next all I need to know is how to bring out in my husband what I get from my previous lovers....??.....is there something in his invisible signals that he or I miss???