How I found this forum and I dont even have a tool!

[ManlyBanisters]

umm Ms. Manly, everything about her intro screams dude.

Not to me, it doesn't. And I did qualify my statement with a 'to me'.

You wouldn't be trying to tell me what I perceive, now, wouldya Dr.M? Because I think you're cleverer than that... :wink:

 

[D_Lucille Balled]

ok....well elts get over the fakers carp I am definitely female....and hey youve lost me...whats the OP??..

All I am after is answers to my questions...do other women think and behave like me??..am I abnormal.....nothing more...

Oye ReallySmall??.....really fark off dickhead......I dont wank..coz I dont have a cock!!!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

OP = 'original poster' (when referring to a person) or sometimes 'original post'.

I wank and I don't have a tool. Wanking is not just plonker pulling - it is all masturbation, as far as I'm aware, anyway.

The word 'fark' is very annoying - this is an adult forum, you can type 'fuck' with impunity. Ditto for 'crap' and other swear words. Some people get shitty about 'cunt' as a term of abuse - but I use it anyway, because those people are cunts :smile:

No, as I said above, you are not a weirdo. Your enjoyment of sex and of rough sex with some level of pain involved is actually very common, in both men and women.

 

[MickeyLee]

Not to me, it doesn't. And I did qualify my statement with a 'to me'.

You wouldn't be trying to tell me what I perceive, now, wouldya Dr.M? Because I think you're cleverer than that... :wink:

not at all, and you did.. the to me thing.

Ms. Manly, i am just wondering what you saw that i missed. is a genuine "huh" from me.

 

[D_Lucille Balled]

Ta......for explanation....

I rarely get off on my own..Ive found it too hard to get there as I used to when I was younger.....cool...clarifying fark vs fuck.....I haven't read any forum protocol rules as yet...

Thank you in letting me know I'm not alone in my desires and needs

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Cute - you are welcome - in both senses. Enjoy the site.

not at all, and you did.. the to me thing.

Ms. Manly, i am just wondering what you saw that i missed. is a genuine "huh" from me.

I see a woman who wants to be allowed be sexual but has only masculine terms with which to do so.

Look at her other post above, about the bike, the job and what-not - she clearly hangs out with men, probably in and close to her own age group. Overt sexuality is very much a male preserve in (what I am guessing is) her peer group - so she expressing her sexuality in their terms. But I didn't really need that background, the username and the language was enough. I have a friend of an age who is most definitely female and the OP reminds me of her.

 

[MickeyLee]

I see a woman who wants to be allowed be sexual but has only masculine terms with which to do so.

Look at her other post above, about the bike, the job and what-not - she clearly hangs out with men, probably in and close to her own age group. Overt sexuality is very much a male preserve in (what I am guessing is) her peer group - so she expressing her sexuality in their terms. But I didn't really need that background, the username and the language was enough. I have a friend of an age who is most definitely female and the OP reminds me of her.

hmmm i know masculine women. stone butches to gender queers to straight women i swear have stainless steel balls and foot long cocks.. i don't get that vibe here.

meh.. i apologized. i'm done.

 

[ReallySmall]

One of her posts says 'I shake my penis after doing a wee wee'

Dead giveaway.

 

[crescendo69]

One of her posts says 'I shake my penis after doing a wee wee'

Dead giveaway.

I just read all six of her posts. ?:dunno:?

 

[D_Lucille Balled]

Thanks ManlyBanisters...at least I know Im not alone.......

Next all I need to know is how to bring out in my husband what I get from my previous lovers....??.....is there something in his invisible signals that he or I miss???

 

[D_Henry_Deutschendorf]

*shadow boxes.. shuffles left... shuffles right* i is ready to rumble *giggles*

really, dude... calm down.

there are heaps of guys who will believe that you are a woman.
denial makes it easier for them to wank in front of a non-dude-female.

ya are missing a few steps in your game.

1. you should be 25. and bi. and blonde. with massive boobs.
2. you need a bunch of candid photos stolen from a social site.
3. you need close ups of captures from a few porn movies.
4. you need a second account, this one should be a dude.. he met you in RL and y'all had awesome sex.
5. you need a statement in your signature about wanting guys to come on your pictures.
6. you should have had slut, whore, hole or cum junkie in your username

sure you started out behind in points. is no reason to give up. a lil work, a few altered pictures and BOOM, you are a queen in PMs.

Call me amused.

 

[parchissi]

Well what ever you are or whom ever you are - welcome to lpsg - good to see you here - from one Aussie(kiwi) to another - welcome....Cheers.

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

This thread go me so confused I had to drop my pants to make sure I wasn't a woman posting as a man. A Da Vinci's Notebook song came to mind...

"I gotta sing and I dance
when I glance in my pants..."

 

[TheRob]

If youre referring to me...bring it on!!!.....and FFS!!! I aint a bloke!!!
But then I forgot than on every forum there are weirdos like those who ahve posted...so all I can say is FO!!!..and if anyone intelligent wishs to post Im happy to reply..as for you other arse w+pes...fark off!

babbling does nothing, verification pics or you'll be thought of as a man your entire time here

 

[D_Lucille Balled]

LMFAO@TheRob.....

Well Ive had a look around the site...and understand what the reaction has been to my post.......ahahahha...geezz......Ive been blind..ahahha

I can guarantee Im 100% female......pic??.....let me get to know people first before I chuck up any "girl" pics of me......I do have a pic of my boobs covered in shaving cream that I sent to my last lover.....would that eradicate any gender confusion if I put that up????

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

I do have a pic of my boobs covered in shaving cream that I sent to my last lover.....would that eradicate any gender confusion if I put that up????

Only if you post it in the next ten seconds. :yup:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

TheRob is being a hypocritical cunt - he's been on here banging on about his big tool for years - I ain't never seen a picture of it.

There is no requirement here to photo-verify for the general membership. From what Industrialsize said above the mods are perfectly happy that you are not deceiving the membership - that's all you need. You may enjoy showing some pix of yourself later, I used to have pix up and the positive feedback I got was an ego-boost for me when I needed it. But that's entirely up to you.

 

[The Dragon]

ohhh.. the Aussies are gonna get you.

*hides in a conveniently located shark cage... wears slicker for blood splatter*



ps you have a penis

What! You couldn't give me the heads up about this?:wink:

*puts pitch fork away*
*grumbles about always being a dollar short and a day late*

 

[D_Lucille Balled]

TheRob is being a hypocritical cunt - he's been on here banging on about his big tool for years - I ain't never seen a picture of it.

LMFAO!!!..well at least I can back up my gender with pics at the drop of a hat..Ive learnt that those that skite about their tools are generally pin dicked unless they can back up their claim....
So..come on TheRob....show us ya rod!

Ive been with the same partner for 32 years....have had poor self esteem as a result of his issues.....wasnt until I took my first lover last year I became aware Im not bad at all....so yeah when I need a boost I might chuck up a pic or 2!

Ta ManlyBanisters

 

[spoon]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MickeyLee View Post
ohhh.. the Aussies are gonna get you.

*hides in a conveniently located shark cage... wears slicker for blood splatter*



ps you have a penis

What! You couldn't give me the heads up about this?

*puts pitch fork away*
*grumbles about always being a dollar short and a day late*


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