How I Got Kicked Out Of The Gym For My Huge Cock

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Pretty damning title I'd say! It is true. It has happened not once but TWICE and only one of the gyms realized how wrong it was. Both are YMCA's and both I am 99% sure involved a complaint from a middle aged man.

I love wearing leggings and tights to the gym. I love thong underwear. Naturally together, they are my favorite clothing attire for all occasions #quarantine. I am used to wearing these as a statement at gyms and in public. Yes, rarely men wear tights/leggings ONLY, most feel compelled to wear shorts over them out of modesty or for fear of judgement. I don't. I love my body and I love my huge penis. Why should he have to be tucked away with layers of clothing that only cause me to sweat more than I already do. Nonsense.

"Sir can I speak to you a minute." Literally as I am in the middle of a workout.
"Yes??"
"I am going to have to ask you to put shorts over your pants."
"Um, ok why?"
"You are too 'visable.'"

Fine I thought, guys can't wear tights at this christian establishment, beggers can't be choosers. Sure I will change next time. Next time comes, and then a normal older guy struts in with biker shorts living his best life. Immediately I go to the manager to ask "WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?!"

"OH thats Gregg no one has ever complained about him." I was fumming.

Long story short, the nice lady who runs the place over ruled the manager. And I was free. And even better MORE GUYS started to wear tights and leggings after I was a frequent gym goer. Thats the happy ending for this one.

The second. No dice. I had staff who apologized for the ruling and they thought it was stupid. But the manager was unflappable. Thankfully I was only going to the Y briefly and never had to go back.

Either way. At the gym, I am clearly THAT GUY to someone. THAT GUY with the huge dong wearing tights. Oh well, I still think more men should wear leggings. I mean women love them and I do to for the same reasons. So comfortable and functional! What do you guys think?
 

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Your package is covered!! So what's the problem?Everybody knows that a man has a penis and balls down there and mostly they make a bulge. So why complaining? Is it jealousy?
Better see your huge bulge while you work out than some obese guy trying to loose his fat.
 

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I disagree with the rules at a lot of places but since I don’t own or manage them there’s not a lot to be done.
To play the other side let’s say I ask you why you prefer tights. Replying that you like to show off your dick is probably not going to move the needle on their decision.
Given that the Y is youth oriented I can see their point. When I chose a gym I avoided the Y for that exact reason.
I’m a shower myself and certainly not huge in my opinion. I wear a jock to keep things sorted out. I learned the hard way that a recumbent bicycle with shorts and no jock is an unintentional peep show.
 
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Pretty damning title I'd say! It is true. It has happened not once but TWICE and only one of the gyms realized how wrong it was. Both are YMCA's and both I am 99% sure involved a complaint from a middle aged man.

I love wearing leggings and tights to the gym. I love thong underwear. Naturally together, they are my favorite clothing attire for all occasions #quarantine. I am used to wearing these as a statement at gyms and in public. Yes, rarely men wear tights/leggings ONLY, most feel compelled to wear shorts over them out of modesty or for fear of judgement. I don't. I love my body and I love my huge penis. Why should he have to be tucked away with layers of clothing that only cause me to sweat more than I already do. Nonsense.

"Sir can I speak to you a minute." Literally as I am in the middle of a workout.
"Yes??"
"I am going to have to ask you to put shorts over your pants."
"Um, ok why?"
"You are too 'visable.'"

Fine I thought, guys can't wear tights at this christian establishment, beggers can't be choosers. Sure I will change next time. Next time comes, and then a normal older guy struts in with biker shorts living his best life. Immediately I go to the manager to ask "WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?!"

"OH thats Gregg no one has ever complained about him." I was fumming.

Long story short, the nice lady who runs the place over ruled the manager. And I was free. And even better MORE GUYS started to wear tights and leggings after I was a frequent gym goer. Thats the happy ending for this one.

The second. No dice. I had staff who apologized for the ruling and they thought it was stupid. But the manager was unflappable. Thankfully I was only going to the Y briefly and never had to go back.

Either way. At the gym, I am clearly THAT GUY to someone. THAT GUY with the huge dong wearing tights. Oh well, I still think more men should wear leggings. I mean women love them and I do to for the same reasons. So comfortable and functional! What do you guys think?
I’m sure the dude the complaint about you felt insecure, probably he have a micro penis, and felt shamed, is a way of some people to deal with the own insecurities, shaming someone, or blaming someone, for a ridiculous acción, and some people “morality” is misplaced of very 18 century specially conservative Christians, and Catholics like me. I’m glad the you stand your grown. and spoke up. good for you, and if you don’t mind I would like to see what are we talking about here ? :imp: I love guys the dare wearing things the let them show their assets, specially straight guys !
 
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Your package is covered!! So what's the problem?Everybody knows that a man has a penis and balls down there and mostly they make a bulge. So why complaining? Is it jealousy?
Better see your huge bulge while you work out than some obese guy trying to loose his fat.
He he he ! @dikkiedik that’s funny !! but it is the same issue with speedos or bikini briefs swim wear, the bulge is cover, the ass is cover. and yet people look shocked wen they see a guy in those, wen there is young guys the wear board shorts have way down the ass crack, SoBe time I can see the ass hair sticking out there cracks, and lest be real here, yes there is mine people the should cover some parts of their anatomy, but you see all kinds of guys all over Europe and. Latin America wearing bikini briefs ... done people think wearing speedos is fir the gays (like me) .. I say No Sir ... ! all hot man should wear whatever their want !! or nothing in the appropriate places !
 

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They simply feel great. Leggings and tights, thats why guys wear them. I choose not to wear shorts over because its too hot. Of course it helps I have good body image also because I am large

I'd like to see you in a pair of leggings or tights
 

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I’m sure the dude the complaint about you felt insecure, probably he have a micro penis, and felt shamed, is a way of some people to deal with the own insecurities, shaming someone, or blaming someone, for a ridiculous acción, and some people “morality” is misplaced of very 18 century specially conservative Christians, and Catholics like me. I’m glad the you stand your grown. and spoke up. good for you, and if you don’t mind I would like to see what are we talking about here ? :imp: I love guys the dare wearing things the let them show their assets, specially straight guys !

check out my content on IG plenty of analyzing for you to do!
 
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I simply wear loose gym shorts with nothing under them so my sizable male package can be seen flopping around when I walk or bulging if I am standing still. I love catching guys looking at my crotch when they think I don't notice. I stay naked as long as possible in the locker room to give them a good eyeful too. Sometimes it leads to a hookup.
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I simply wear loose gym shorts with nothing under them so my sizable male package can be seen flopping around when I walk or bulging if I am standing still. I love catching guys looking at my crotch when they think I don't notice. I stay naked as long as possible in the locker room to give them a good eyeful too. Sometimes it leads to a hookup.
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Mmmmm, I do love getting an eyeful of a nicely put together man in the locker room.

I miss locker rooms.
 

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They simply feel great. Leggings and tights, thats why guys wear them. I choose not to wear shorts over because its too hot. Of course it helps I have good body image also because I am large

Because you are large, because you got that "hung" in your nickname and because you wrote that long story explaining why you had been unlucky twice because of your huge dick, man, why isn't there any pic on your profile? And I don't talk of a cock pic necessarily but don't you think a thong bulge wouldn't be appropriate at least?

Then everything could be understood much better. Believe me. We are all visual guys. Best wishes from Ted
 

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Because you are large, because you got that "hung" in your nickname and because you wrote that long story explaining why you had been unlucky twice because of your huge dick, man, why isn't there any pic on your profile? And I don't talk of a cock pic necessarily but don't you think a thong bulge wouldn't be appropriate at least?

Then everything could be understood much better. Believe me. We are all visual guys. Best wishes from Ted

Well my Avatar should be a picture of me in a thong...maybe technical difficulties? also if you have instagram, I model tights and leggings and thongs there!
 

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Well my Avatar should be a picture of me in a thong...maybe technical difficulties? also if you have instagram, I model tights and leggings and thongs there!
O.k., I see the avatar you mention (didn't know that you can have TWO avatars on LPSG!). So it is ok for an impression, thanks!
 

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Pretty damning title I'd say! It is true. It has happened not once but TWICE and only one of the gyms realized how wrong it was. Both are YMCA's and both I am 99% sure involved a complaint from a middle aged man.

I love wearing leggings and tights to the gym. I love thong underwear. Naturally together, they are my favorite clothing attire for all occasions #quarantine. I am used to wearing these as a statement at gyms and in public. Yes, rarely men wear tights/leggings ONLY, most feel compelled to wear shorts over them out of modesty or for fear of judgement. I don't. I love my body and I love my huge penis. Why should he have to be tucked away with layers of clothing that only cause me to sweat more than I already do. Nonsense.

"Sir can I speak to you a minute." Literally as I am in the middle of a workout.
"Yes??"
"I am going to have to ask you to put shorts over your pants."
"Um, ok why?"
"You are too 'visable.'"

Fine I thought, guys can't wear tights at this christian establishment, beggers can't be choosers. Sure I will change next time. Next time comes, and then a normal older guy struts in with biker shorts living his best life. Immediately I go to the manager to ask "WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?!"

"OH thats Gregg no one has ever complained about him." I was fumming.

Long story short, the nice lady who runs the place over ruled the manager. And I was free. And even better MORE GUYS started to wear tights and leggings after I was a frequent gym goer. Thats the happy ending for this one.

The second. No dice. I had staff who apologized for the ruling and they thought it was stupid. But the manager was unflappable. Thankfully I was only going to the Y briefly and never had to go back.

Either way. At the gym, I am clearly THAT GUY to someone. THAT GUY with the huge dong wearing tights. Oh well, I still think more men should wear leggings. I mean women love them and I do to for the same reasons. So comfortable and functional! What do you guys think?
Agreed. I try to wear tights as much as possible
 
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