How I prepare for a great jackoff session

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  1. iwantlowhangers

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    First I take a long hot shower , shaving bald, then putting on my 2 heavy ball weights on, so my nuts hang real low. drink about 12oz of Jim Beam while watching Tube 8 on the PC. Make some pre-cum in a shot glass and drink it which really gets me into my stroking my cock. Slap my nuts a few times and keep stroking my cock for about 2 hours [ every15 minutes jamming my cock into my fleshlight] then feeling the Jim Beam which makes me jack off for another 30 min. I then cum all over my face and let it dry for about 30 minutes , how do you go about your jack off routine?:biggrin1:
     
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    ummmmmmm, I thought I was a perv. lol whatever gets you off man. have fun
     
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    The only part of your routine that I do, too, is cum all over my face.
     
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    I usually just turn on some porn, lube up, wank, cum on face/wall behind me/chest, etc.

    I usually tend to not put too much thought into wanking. Just do it
     
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    :tongue: me too,
     
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    Don't think too much about it or do any preparation...I just get into
    the mood (which is not to hard) and edge and edge and edge until I want to explode!
    That's it....:shrug:
     
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    i abstain for a few days before i get into the mood
     
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    I have no set routine. I normally just watch porn on my laptop and stroke away.
     
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    How straight?
     
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    Porn pics of big uncut cocks,women with big natural tits and women in high heels with sexy feet
     
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    he's as straight as you are stupid to miss the point of this post. it's not about how straight he is...
     
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    Make sure Imma hav the house to myself for a while, turn off the porn, watch some xtube or redtube till Im nice and hard, start stroking and edging as long as I can, cum, take a shower.
     
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    there is a lot about this site that i like...

    .... and then there is a lot i dont.

    thanks
     
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    Alcohol makes it impossible for me to get off, but jerking off while high is the only way to fly.
     
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    How do I prepare for a great jackoff session? I wake up!!
     
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    This.
     
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