How I prepare for a great jackoff session

[iwantlowhangers]

First I take a long hot shower , shaving bald, then putting on my 2 heavy ball weights on, so my nuts hang real low. drink about 12oz of Jim Beam while watching Tube 8 on the PC. Make some pre-cum in a shot glass and drink it which really gets me into my stroking my cock. Slap my nuts a few times and keep stroking my cock for about 2 hours [ every15 minutes jamming my cock into my fleshlight] then feeling the Jim Beam which makes me jack off for another 30 min. I then cum all over my face and let it dry for about 30 minutes , how do you go about your jack off routine?:biggrin1:

 

[apex1972]

ummmmmmm, I thought I was a perv. lol whatever gets you off man. have fun

 

[SlamminSammy]

First I take a long hot shower , shaving bald, then putting on my 2 heavy ball weights on, so my nuts hang real low. drink about 12oz of Jim Beam while watching Tube 8 on the PC. Make some pre-cum in a shot glass and drink it which really gets me into my stroking my cock. Slap my nuts a few times and keep stroking my cock for about 2 hours [ every15 minutes jamming my cock into my fleshlight] then feeling the Jim Beam which makes me jack off for another 30 min. I then cum all over my face and let it dry for about 30 minutes , how do you go about your jack off routine?:biggrin1:

The only part of your routine that I do, too, is cum all over my face.

 

[unabear09]

I usually just turn on some porn, lube up, wank, cum on face/wall behind me/chest, etc.

I usually tend to not put too much thought into wanking. Just do it

 

[B_Tonnie]

The only part of your routine that I do, too, is cum all over my face.

:tongue: me too,

 

[silvertriumph2]

Don't think too much about it or do any preparation...I just get into
the mood (which is not to hard) and edge and edge and edge until I want to explode!
That's it....:shrug:

 

[Krusader]

i abstain for a few days before i get into the mood

 

[borntobeking]

I have no set routine. I normally just watch porn on my laptop and stroke away.

 

[t1ctac]

Make some pre-cum in a shot glass and drink it...I then cum all over my face and let it dry for about 30 minutes

How straight?

 

[acc90630]

Porn pics of big uncut cocks,women with big natural tits and women in high heels with sexy feet

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

How straight?

he's as straight as you are stupid to miss the point of this post. it's not about how straight he is...

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Make sure Imma hav the house to myself for a while, turn off the porn, watch some xtube or redtube till Im nice and hard, start stroking and edging as long as I can, cum, take a shower.

 

[BigRedMatt]

there is a lot about this site that i like...

.... and then there is a lot i dont.

thanks

 

[glowfish]

Alcohol makes it impossible for me to get off, but jerking off while high is the only way to fly.

 

[EFH33]

How do I prepare for a great jackoff session? I wake up!!

 

[alx]

Alcohol makes it impossible for me to get off, but jerking off while high is the only way to fly.

This.