How in heaven's name...

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  1. D_GlennFeckless

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    ...is this guy 9"????

    Pulled from a personal ad posted at a dating site. The guy seems reaaly nice, but is insisting that he's truly 9. With my puny, but accurately reported, 7 BPEL, I'd be afraid to embarrass the guy if we hooked up.

    What is the likelihood that he's simply unaware of how to measure, as opposed to being a flat out liar?
     

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    Perhaps he is adding the top length and bottom length together?
     
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    Maybe he's 10 feet tall?
     
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    Not to threadjack, but wtf is BPEL? I googled it and all I got was Business Process Execution Language.

    Edit: Nvm. Urban Dictionary to the rescue.
     
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    bone pressed erect length

    I spend way too much time here. :redface:
     
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    Lies.

    (And thanks. I never knew that measuring one's penis required so much work. Anything to squeeze out an inch, I guess.)
     
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    This is the internet, what do you expect?
     
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    Oh, I don't know. Real people from time to time?
     
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    What kind of person would ever be honest on the internet? :rolleyes:
     
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    What?!?! You mean there are people here who... Lie?!!!

    How naive am I?
     
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    No, there really are a plethora of 12+ inch cocks here! I promise.
     
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    Is it really that unbelievable that anyone would be honest when they're anonymous?

    At least when they're not talking about penis size. :tongue:
     
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    In his defense....For years I thought I was 9"+, cause women had been telling me I was 9 or 10 for so many years...
     
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    Personally, I try to be honest about EVERYTHING (yes, even penis size) while still staying anonymous.

    But if you're anonymous, whats to say you can't be a model/astronaut? Some people can make up a whole new persona online.
     
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    No, you don't. :wink:
     
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    Sometimes I smudge peripheral details to protect the innocent and their anonymity, but otherwise I go by the philosophy that if you wouldn't say it to someone's face, then you shouldn't write it online. I do not mislead people.
     
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    Similarly, if you're proposing to meet someone then everything you say online needs be close enough to the truth that you needn't slink around, hoping that you're not called out on the dishonest bits.
     
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    But that, erratic, is because you are a gentleman.
     
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    Why thank you, good sir.
     
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    Perhaps he stands 9 feet tall so it looks smaller.
     
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