Well, obviously, most of us on here don't need to enhance our bulges, but as to tattoos and such, I have two tattoos. I didn't do it "for attention" as Charles puts it, and I take offense that he claims that the reason that people get tattoos or piercings are for that. If he knew that outside of my ink, I appear to be a very conservative, starched shirt type--Note: don't judge a book by it's cover!--but I am not always the ultra conservative that I appear. Yes, in many things I am, but I do have a little rebellious streak. Getting the tattoos were my way of expressing myself. I can keep them hidden when I need to and when I want to show them I do. They are not offensive or grotesque, and they are actually conservative designs...one of them is a geometric design of a cross, since I am a Christian. Even when I rebel, I don't do it too wildly.
The bulge thing seems pretty lame to me...I mean, when you get hot and heavy with someone, it's going to be obvious that you have something faking a big bulge and that you don't measure up when a 4.5" bone pops out.
So Charles, don't just jump to conclusions as to why people get pierced or inked...we all have reasons. Yeah, maybe some people do it for attention, but most of us dont.