Sounds like you need a new partner. :frown1:
Tell me about it. If I want to have a quicky before bed she either complains I move too fast (quicky... duh?) or it's too late (you just lay there anyways goddamn...)
If I try to do all the things she requests to get her in the mood at an "acceptable" hour, she shrugs me off and says it's too early or she's too tired after work... Which I really don't fuckin get. I'm tired after work too, that's why I want to relax and feel better by having sex with her. I don't see how she can be too tired though... Her idea of foreplay is me doing what she wants for 20 minutes and then sex is her lying there while I move about. Is orgasming that laborious?
The bi-annual attempts she makes at initiating sex are aggravating because she only does things that she enjoys, but I have no interest in receiving. So, instead of trying the suggestions I make, she just goes away to pout. He idea of "teasing" before a bj is kissing my thighs for 10 minutes. After a minute or so, it's well past "teasing" and closer to "either put my dick in your mouth or let me put it in my pants, I'm fucking bored already."
I'm all about being an attentive lover and doing what feels good for her, but she makes it such a damn chore sometimes. Do this, now do that, and then this, Ok, now this... I'll go down on her for half an hour, she'll lick my dick and then tell me to put it in... the fuck?
I also think she's a mutant. It's almost always "that time" with her. I'm surprised she can even maintain consciousness with how much she claims to be bleeding. It is literally every other week for a week strait. One out of a hundred times, I might get a conciliation bj.
All-in-all, I'd swear she was cheating on me, but I honestly don't see where she has the time unless "I have to work late" means "I have to fuck the delivery guy in the cooler at work".
She says she's more likely to want sex if I don't ask for it. The weird thing is... it's fucking true. The moment I utterly ignore her and give up any hope/desire for sex, she'll be there waiting to suck me inside-out. Which is just further evidence in my case that women are just fucking insane.
TL;DR version-
She bitches about me wanting sex too soon or too late and doing not enough or too much foreplay. Conversely, he idea of foreplay bores me to tears and kills my desire for sex, like it's almost a job.
Why do I always wind up typing so much? I swear I only mean to say "yes" or "no".