How "long/tall" is your pussy?

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Well, I tried using a tape measure but I had an orgasm. So I tried measuring with my hand and had another orgasm. So I decided just to look at it in a mirror and guess, but I had still another orgasm.

I think I'll get my husband to measure for me. I'm sure I won't orgasm from that.

if I didn't take this for joking itd be awkward.

no way. the guys who are not complete morons start some of the best threads on here.

sometimes i think these guys just like the idea of having a thread in WI, they think it'll help them get in with the ladies, so they post the first piece of pointless drivel to cross their minds.

I try to always have a substantive reason to post anywhere. Granted sometimes thats just that I miss Dolfette's humor and want to give her a reason to come out and play. You know, the usual, lol.

rereading this thread reminded me of two things...

#1, gawd i'm a funny fucker! i kill me. seriously.

Ditto
 

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no way. the guys who are not complete morons start some of the best threads on here.

sometimes i think these guys just like the idea of having a thread in WI, they think it'll help them get in with the ladies, so they post the first piece of pointless drivel to cross their minds.

OK, then. Allow the women... and men-who-are-not-complete-morons to post! Both of them.
 

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Last time I measured it was about the height of a 5th floor walk up on the lower eastside.

Hmmm...next time you're in the City, we could actually do some comparison measurements...if there are any 5 storey walk-ups left on the LES when you get here.
 
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The length from the top of my hood to the end of the hole. hhmmm

Do I measure, standing up, sitting down, laying down, legs up, legs down, sideways, bent down, on all four or upside-down. Before sex or after, if after sex.. with one guy or two and shall I measure it in a straight line or curved.

Ohhhh fuck I just had an orgasm thinking about it.
 

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The length from the top of my hood to the end of the hole. hhmmm

Do I measure, standing up, sitting down, laying down, legs up, legs down, sideways, bent down, on all four or upside-down. Before sex or after, if after sex.. with one guy or two and shall I measure it in a straight line or curved.

Ohhhh fuck I just had an orgasm thinking about it.

Uh, and is that bone-pressed or not?

The measuring, not the orgasm... though now I mention it...
 

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You should stop walking on your hands.

my freakishly long vagina throws of my center of gravity. is walk on my hands or strap on training wheels.


An' the upskirt view is just freakin' mind blowing!...just sayin'.....:wink:

these are perscription panties. i have them made by a manufacturer of ski bags. :frown:
 

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my freakishly long vagina throws of my center of gravity. is walk on my hands or strap on training wheels.
What about wheels on your hands? Imagine the fun and storage options! I could use you as a golf caddy with that lengthy vagina of yours... :naughty:
 
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I heard somewhere that if you measure a womans facial lips lengthways, it is an indication of how long her vaginal lips are.

Off-course it's just all speculation, like big noses on men...maybe

and made up :)