How many are fake around here?

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  1. Imported

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    robertxxx: How many people are telling lies about their cock-size?

    they can not all tell the truth you know.
     
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    kilore: i must say im lieing, i claim only to be average, really its about 28 inches i just dont want you other guys to feel bad :D
     
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    jerkin4-10: robert...you did ride the short bus to school didnt you?
     
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    I can't be trusted to tell the truth.

    I'm lying.
     
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    jerkin4-10....loved your comment. Im not sure the bus stopped
     
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    OK, so I lied; you're not that asinine; You're TOTALLY ASANINE, ROBERT!


    Incidently, were you dropped on your head when you were little?
     
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    mistergrasso: Robert,

    Why don't you hire a "Masseur?" Or an escort? There are plenty
    who are quiter lovely to look at with enormous cocks and, if you pay them right you can suck it and play with it all night. Because I don't think you're going to get what you're looking for here.
     
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    robertxxx: What did I say wrong?
    was this a forbidden question... why do you react so irritated?

    I don't understand....

    just want to know how many of you are fakers??
    is that a wrong question?
     
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    norseman: Aw, c'mon boys, take pity on the lad.

    Robert (can I call you Bob ?), It's probably bad form to start out with the assumption that there are those among us who are less than honest about their endowments.  

    Granted, it's probably the case, in fact not long ago one poster make a big deal about "confessing" and was greatly admired and supported for fessing up.  That instance aside, it's really not nice to walk into a room and announce that you believe that a whole bunch of folks in that room are liars and who wants to fess up first ?  You'd get your ass kicked, and know what ?  Verbally, you just did.

    From past discussions I think we've all agreed to take a poster's claim at face (?) value, or if the claim is too outrageous to simply ignore it.  We have no way of verifying other posters sizes and in the end its really not important.  The issues that are brought up are real enough and are generally recognized as such by the endowed among us.  The support offered here is usually genuine and worth the cost of admission, so we generally leave it at that.

    Trying to exorcise the dishonest among us is an excercise in futility.

    Now be polite, behave yourself and stick around.  You might learn something.

    Norse
     
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    [quote author=Pecker link=board=sex;num=1073341991;start=0#3 date=01/05/04 at 16:05:46]I can't be trusted to tell the truth.

    I'm lying.[/quote]
    I bet you still go to Star Trek cons.

    KAHN!
     
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    Come to think of it, Jon, my barber's favorite shaving lotion is

    BOTANY BAY RUM.  :D
     
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    ThighSlapper: no sense lying....
    all my pics are at my yahoo photo page under dikkslinger
     
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    jerkin4-10: roberto...lemme break it down for ya...if a guy comes on here and says..'im 6'3, 210, all muscle, look like a muscular brad pitt and drum roll please...have an 11 inch long cock, thats 8 inches thick...and i satisfy 5 women at a time...ok...he posts that...then...enter roberto...just stepping off the short bus...and says..how many people are lying about who they are?...do you think Mr. 11 inch is going to step forward and say...wellim only 6 inches and im 5'6 and 250 pounds and never been laid..AFTER hes made all these friends on here as Mr. 11 inch?...thats the beauty of the internet, son...you can be who you want to...especially if you are wally cox or something...not to say i dont believe that most of the people on here ARE who they say they are...but there are some exaggerations im sure...like where guys measure their cocks from...im sure some guys...measure from their rectum to get these wild claims of 16 and 17 inches..but for the most part i believe them...and you should too...
     
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    robertxxx: well, of coarse 8 and 9 inch can as easy be faked as 11 or 14 inches.....
    But if it is true, why don't they prove it then... I even haven't seen a lot off 7 or 8 inch around here for real,
    not that it is important for me to be happy, it's just curiousity.... don't blame me.
     
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    thebigguy: robert.

    i thiink i stated before in another post before for you. i am not a homo, but i have seen a few cocks in the saunas and stuff that were atleast 10 inches on the bend. i have never seen another cock on the send.
    i suggest if you wanna see some big ones go to a sauna.

    ps. you sound like a fucking tool.
     
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    dfox7.3x5: The only time I lie is when I go to bed (to sleep). :D
     
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    Captin_hung: ok ok i admit it i was lying........ i did steal the cookie from the cookie jar :'(
     
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    AOX3: I only lie about being a fake
     
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    sixpointfive: i'm 6.5 inches...no need to lie
     
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    bobby123: Well, finally some people who understand me, but I have to tell you a story..... my profile became to noticable for the real big-cocks so they deleted my acount (robert). Well, here is my new profile.

    Just like in reality, if you get something delicious, others want to get it from you. Unfortunately that's how the world is.
     
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