How Many Condoms can you put on?

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  1. PinkSteel

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    So I too could have a 17" penis by simply adding 625 condoms.
    I bet I'd still have great sensation too. :rolleyes:
     
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    Even if you were able to cum, would you be able to completely ejaculate, or would it go right back inside your penis?
     
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    I'll let you know once I get the 625th condom on,,,... only another 614 to go at the moment :rolleyes:
     
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    Let me know if you can hammer nails with that too. I have some woodwork to do...
     
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    They forgot one thing in their little disclaimer at the bottom:

    Don't use a hacksaw to cut through the condoms and your dick to measure the diameter.

    Because you know someone somewhere will actually try it.
     
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    must be quite expasive too .....
     
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again, just because you can get the condom on, doesn't mean it fits.
     
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    Are there alot of different sizes of condoms? If so tell me what sizes and where you get them please. Also...Everytime i go to the sotres to get them, i ended up getting them too small. Where do they say the size?
     
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    Just look for Trojan Large or Trojan Magnum or Trojan Magnum XL.

    How big are you anyway? Is it a length issue or a girth issue or both?

     
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    I've always wondered if there's a certain size you should be to need to move up to Magnums. I have trouble putting on regular condoms because of girth but i can fit the flare cut Lifestyles since they start out wider and it doesn't really matter that it tapers at the head alittle since that stretches.
     
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    Is this the first time a funny thread got hijacked for a serious conversation?
     
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    I've seen it happen once or twice on a few other forums I frequent. Still a rarity, though.
     
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    This thread gives me an idea for a porno. Instead of the Princess and the Pea where a girl is judged on whether she can feel a pea under a stack of mattresses it would be the Prince and his Pee-pee with a guy who has to feel the sex through a stack of condoms. It'd be a sweet romantic fuck flick by Falcon or somebody. Hmmm....
     
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    Talk about Safe sex ...there will be nothing "cumming" out of a dick covered like that. It does however have it good point...adds sufficient girth and extra length.
    :cool:
     
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    Any retards stupid enough to crush their penis in a stack of condoms? I didn't think so.:cool:
     
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    It's sad, but I think you're probably wrong on that one.
     
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    Odd... I don't remember that particular project from my 6th Grade science class.
     
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    Once upon a time, I screwed a girl and wore two. I figured double protection was in order.
     
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    Did you get funding from Ottawa for your experiment?
     
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