How many fingers can you comfortable fit in there?

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You are not obligated to do anything. If you don't want to help out a guy who has an inquiring mind, don't reply. I don't understand why you make it your duty to be so rude and disrespectful. And I've thrown a lot of "you's" and "women" but I'm generalizing. There are a lot of helpful nice women too, I just have to get through some of the trolls before I get to them. Thank you AlteredEgo, ExotiKittie, and Aconitum in particular.

Again, we tired to ignore the question but then some man answered for us. He told you to shove your fist in there because we really like it.:rolleyes:


Why are men in our forum chastising us?
 

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*grumble*

men ask stupid fucking questions in the womens issues area.

men answer stupid fucking questions in the womens issues area.

we, the womens, will nod along demurely and just look pretty.

UNLESS YOU HAVE A VAGINA!!!....AND/OR...HAVE GIVEN BIRTH!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!


*edited to clarify my SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!!! policy.
But the reason why men anwer the questions is because the majority of women reply with a snarky remark. The men who post truly want your honest feedback. Just don't be so harsh on them. :redface:
 

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But the reason why men anwer the questions is because the majority of women reply with a snarky remark. The men who post truly want your honest feedback. Just don't be so harsh on them. :redface:

no, not a majority. a majority of the female membership are not even active on the boards. of the regular lady posters most will answer a question. despite being told we're wrong, or not understanding the question correctly.

or, as the OP pointed out later in the thread, not giving him the answer he wanted.

since my cranky is a record low i will explain the riddle of LPSG's Sphinx Posse.

Golden Rule of Womens Issues... thus saith Ms. Subgirrl. :smile:
If you haven't got the balls to ask your partner what she likes, feels etc., don't bloody come in here and ask us! We are not psychic. If you want to know how she might be feeling about something, please ask her first.

1. before you ask, please take a moment to use the search option. if you are completely lost, a review might help you specify the information you're looking for.

2. ask respectfully. most of the women on LPSG are under a hail storm of attention demands. more pics. if you post pics, picks of your pussy. if you post nudes, pics with insertion. PMs, PMs to rate peens. PMs to cam. PMs about being cunts when requests for cams/cyber/pics are politely declined.

we're here for shits and giggles. we're not on the job.

3. if you don't get the answer you want, please don't rephrase or press to get a different answer. you got an honest answer. if you want a porn fantasy validation, cam girls require a credit card. please avail yaself to a paysite.

4. please don't expect one answer to be right for every woman. me jenny is my jenny. far as i know, she doesn't have a twin.

5. please don't assume our membership here has any thing to say about our sexual tastes, orientations, practices or ethics. this is an adult site, we are not sex workers. well, some of us might be or have been. we ain't on the clock right now.

6. allow us our space. we like when you participate. we are a loud, rowdy, horny, humping, shit talking, piss taking bunch of women. we like flirting. flesh piles. mentally undressing you, redressing you. when you try to dictate tone and practices of our little corner of LPSG we get persnickety about it.

7. don't let one woman define all the women here. i am an asshole. for true, is in my profile. Ms. Altered is not, she'll point you straight. Ms. Dolfette is an incredibly fair woman. Ms. Acon has the patience only a Mom/d can have. Ms. Manly takes no shit, gives no shit. Ms. Laidey is about the sweetest thing since honey met strawberries.
 
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Brilliant post, Mickey! It should be required reading for anyone entering Women's Issues. One more thing I would add:

If you haven't got the balls to ask your partner what she likes, feels etc., don't bloody come in here and ask us! We are not psychic. If you want to know how she might be feeling about something, please ask her first.
 

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or, as the OP pointed out later in the thread, not giving him the answer he wanted.

I never said that. I started a topic, and I fully appreciate every single response and opinion giving on the subject.

But some of you started a "subtopic" about discussing men who post "dumb" questions on the women's forum, that turned a bit into bashing. I don't appreciate that. Who would? That's not the response anyone wants.
 

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I never said that. I started a topic, and I fully appreciate every single response and opinion giving on the subject.

But some of you started a "subtopic" about discussing men who post "dumb" questions on the women's forum, that turned a bit into bashing. I don't appreciate that. Who would? That's not the response anyone wants.


i really should have added a rule about pouting *sigh*

stop whining. please. stop. whining.

not every post will be met with cheers, spontaneous orgasms or even a trickle of enthusiasm. if you stay long enough, you'll look back on this thread with fond affection knowing you were let off easy. :grump:

call me a cunt. tell me to fuck off. ignore more. just stop acting so damn wounded.

now i have to go back and quote you :irked: brb....
I guess I was just looking for the go-ahead that putting in multiple fingers is all right and that it isn't in some way inherently bad. But then I was curious if maybe for some of you, one finger is adequate stimulation.


there.. right there.... you wanted to read what you wanted to read.

your first post answered your question. more than one finger is met with resistance. meaning, she isn't interested in more than one, meaning one is enough. or more than one doesn't feel good, meaning more than one is too many.

just because some women might like more than one doesn't change the very apparent reality that your woman, for whatever reason, does not like more than one. we can guess at technique, grooming short falls.. whatever.. she will not change her tastes or are we in a position to advance you permission to do a damn thing.

last.. did you not notice several of the ladies in agreement with me? my grump is not a rarefied oddity of LPSG. pay attention.
 

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*raises hand* Ms. Dolfette! Ms. Dolfette!!

whining?

did i get it right?
you get a gold star.


this thread isn't about a women's issue.
it's about a man's issue with a woman.
our replies are the women's issues with this type of thread.

so, this thread or our replies, which is in the wrong place?
 

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I've only got one comment to make. I've seen it written here that as women can give birth to babies then a VERY large penis or a fist shouldn't be a problem... try shoving the baby back, it ain't happening. We can stretch massively to deliver a baby because we are physically designed to stretch OUTWARDS, doesn't mean we're as flexible in reverse!