Now, I'm the type of guy who would never, I mean, NEVER, ask for anal from a lady. I won't even hint at it, try to sneak a pinky, just press the tip. To me, it's something you just flat-out don't ask or even really pine after unless you've talked about before hand, sober, and both agreed to it. I just kinda wrote it off early as an urban myth. After all, no prostate means it doesn't really have as much of a point as it does for dudes who like getting pegged, right? Well…
Had a girlfriend freshman year in college, flirty little Korean girl. Very coy, great in bed but sometimes shy. But she could really come out of her shell when she wanted to — or had a few. I had gotten high with my roommate right before she called, drunk, saying she wanted to come over. She stumbles in, we start fooling around, and —*fuckin' a —*limp dick from the weed. And this is when she drunkenly whispers to me, slurring —*fuck me in the ass. GRRRRAHHH worst timing fuckin' ever. Not that we didn't still have fun. I did stick a finger up her ass while I was down there, but never again did I have a girl spontaneously demand anal.
Limp dick from weed every time I smoke, so it never fails me. As soon as I think, eh, no chance of getting laid tonight, and I hit it. Bam, girl shows up and we ended up in bed. Fucking annoying as shit. Always ended with a good morning, though… True story.