How many kinds of 'tards can you come up with?

[madame_zora]

Dxjnorto, that was hilarious!

Defying the laws of inertia
Your own poop begins to squirt cha

You know I'm going to have to steal that sometime, that almost made me fart.:biggrin1:

 

[madame_zora]

*Embarassed that I got mildly aroused reading MZ's dicksucking rant.* I'm not sure if it was all the oral sex references that got me, or if it's because a mother and daughter tag teamed to formulate the above masterpiece.

The two of us have had a very non-traditional relationship from the beginning. Don't go anywhere too weird with it though, we share jokes but definitely NOT lovers. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

We also did a "fuck off" post, and made a fake profile spoofing one of our dear friends on here. It's just more fun to instigate with a companion.:biggrin1:

 

[Big Dreamer]

The two of us have had a very non-traditional relationship from the beginning. Don't go anywhere too weird with it though, we share jokes but definitely NOT lovers. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

We also did a "fuck off" post, and made a fake profile spoofing one of our dear friends on here. It's just more fun to instigate with a companion.:biggrin1:

I was just joshing, silly. Mom and daughter romps are OK in fictionalized situations (porns) but completely icky in reality. I wouldn't go near that type of scene with a 10 foot pole.... or even a 10 inch pole like a few of the statistical anomalies that roam these parts are blessed with.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

asstard...

 

[B_dxjnorto]

pricktard dicktard pisstard hardtard cumtard

 

[D_alex8]

pricktard dicktard pisstard hardtard cumtard

Not to mention the hitherto largely neglected puketard and barftard.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Heterotard, gaytard, bitard, trans/trannietard, shetard, mufftard, cocktard.

Mufftard - mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh:biggrin1:

 

[Lordpendragon]

TeenieWeenietard for my dear SPH friends.

 

[Lordpendragon]

And of course, MZ is a tardtard.

 

[Gillette]

I quite enjoyed poontard the first time I heard it. A nice all encompassing version of the theme.

I've also used twattard and wittard which pronounced just so can be said in the person's presence without being interpreted by those not in the know.

 

[basketbulge]

fagtard, dyketard, motard, whoretard, sluttard and my JQB-inspired posttard

 

[Lordpendragon]

LargeLarry (aka fatlarry) was a lardtard.

And in the spirit of insulting everyone equally,

Those size zero models are skeletards.

 

[Lordpendragon]

And I have one more, that I bequeath to and expect to see my friend MB using with gusto

Duhtard

 

[D_alex8]

How frickin' sexy is this? ---> googletard.

 

[Ethyl]

And I have one more, that I bequeath to and expect to see my friend MB using with gusto

Duhtard

Thank you, m'lord. I shall use it often and vociferously.

Those who are ignorant about Van Gogh and his like? Arttards.

Kids who are still dressing like Marilyn Manson and reading Poe? Gothtards

 

[Big Dreamer]

Ummmm...... fans of Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leotards!!

*Waits patiently for the punishment that gets metered out for absurdly stupid comments.*

 

[B_dxjnorto]

meted out.

 

[rob_just_rob]

plus tard...

 

[B_dxjnorto]

plus tard...

plus tôt

Any examples of 'tard terminology from other languages? Even if they require explanation it increases the 'tard lexicon.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Putetard
Contard
Cultard (that would upset the racing driver David Coulthard)

Millions - how many do you want?