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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Sam Rockswell, May 23, 2011.
...to screw in a lightbulb....with their peniseseses?
We all want a crack at it.
two dudes... and i suspect a synchronized frottage would be the most effective technique. timing might be an issue.
just make sure the when taking out the old bulb ya give it time to cool. *owchies would go here*
Can I play the part of the lightbulb?
Sure can (begins to drool uncontrollably)
Ho, carefull there! We all know electricity and fluids don't mix!
I suppose you could wrap a flaccid tool around the bulb and tie a knot in it, so technically it would only take one. But swinging the bulb into position would be a problem.
(grabs a buckets)
...to screw in a lightbulb.....with their breasts/badonkadonks/thighs?
Unless.. you'd take one of the many 13"ers here, wrap their flaccid tools around the bulb, tickle their balls untill they run off and therefore twist the bulb out. Then do it again in the opposite direction.
Katt, you have an excellent imagination. So crazy, it just might work! You can be chief ball-tickler and choose anyone you like as an assistant. :tongue:
You guys an gal are hilarious been laughin for a good 10 mins straight lol.
Small bulb, loose foreskin, and suction cups.
I choose Paigexox, for her Excelent contribution to the cause and mention of McGyver. :biggrin1:
Tricky.. Imma guess it just takes me and MickeyLee, some jello and some liquor. It one of those "you should have been there" kind of things
This was an answer to another question. i think the mods were a bit to quick to judge as they had the same topic-name.
1 to claim a measurement of the lightbulb,
10 to demand a picture of the lightbulb
1 to take a picture of the lightbulb
1 to post the picture of the lightbulb
10 to accuse first 1 of being a liar
10 to demand a measurement picture of the lightbulb
1 to measure the lightbulb
1 to take a picture of the lightbulb being measured
1 to post the picture of the lightbulb measurement
10 to accuse the measuring 1 of faking the lightbulb measurement
10 to accuse the picture-taking 1 of holding the camera at a deceptive angle
10 to accuse the measuring 1 of using a fake ruler
10 to accuse the picture-posting 1 of photoshopping the lightbulb
10 to accuse the picture-posting 1 of photoshopping the ruler
10 to accuse the measuring 1 of measuring the lightbulb the wrong way
10 to post a full-page lecture of how the lightbulb should be measured
In the end, the lightbulb never gets changed because everyone's too busy arguing over the length of the fucking lightbulb!
this post is epic win
my answer would be 2
the problem being finding a lightbulb
big enough for them to fit it
You may have won this one willow78! But there will be other stupid thread's muh hahahaha..how do i know? Because i'll create them all!!!