How Many Positions...?

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  1. Imported

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    TragicWhiteKnight: Do you guys know [with or without wacky names]? What's your favourite of the obscure ones?
    How did you learn some of the outlandish examples?

    I've been thinking a lot about needing to expand my sexual repetoire; where's the best place to learn (outside of a whorehouse) without graphic pornography getting the way of understanding the intricacies of the Double Anal Pogo Cross Vault.

    Otherwise, I'll finally end up with a girl and realise I can't do the only maneouvre I've figured out because it requires 17 orifices and a willing llama.
     
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    jerkin4-10: TWK...llamas are hard to find...but i have a push-u-pull-me thats usually up for anything... :D
     
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    [quote author=jerkin4-10 link=board=sex;num=1061925110;start=0#1 date=08/26/03 at 12:31:45]TWK...llamas are hard to find...but i have a push-u-pull-me thats usually up for anything... :D
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    LL4M4!

    Seriously, I've done a lot of positions. One, especially good if she's pregnant or if your glutes are underdeveloped, is to make your femurs form an X with hers and be on your arms, using your arms and legs for force. This is best with a flat surface. I call it spider's web. The trick is to start when your penis is soft.

    A similar one, the swinging monkey, requires a bar. One of you stands up (or sits on a table) while the other has his/her legs around the other person and holds onto a bar. It requires a lot of upper-body strength either way.

    If your erection has a curve, here's a modified missionary position: Turn yourself until your curve is pointing up relative to her. You can do this in reverse missionary as well.
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=jonb link=board=sex;num=1061925110;start=0#2 date=08/26/03 at 17:36:04]
    One, especially good if she's pregnant or if your glutes are underdeveloped, is to make your femurs form an X with hers and be on your arms, using your arms and legs for force. This is best with a flat surface. I call it spider's web. The trick is to start when your penis is soft.[/quote]
    Sleep with alot of pregnant women, jonb? :)

    Seriously, though, I have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Maybe I just have a problem imagining sexual positions to begin with... there are many I just don't understand. :(
     
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    sudas: I saw one I liked in a porno. Guy is on his back, girl straddles him facing his feet. She leans forward, bending the penis down at a 45-60° angle, which is intense. She then takes control of in-and-out. A guy being able to see and play with her butt at the same time was exciting.

    An alternative that should give significant G-spot stimulation would have intercourse in the same position for the guy, but she's facing the ceiling, with her arms propping up herself.

    I looked up what happened to that porn star and found out she set herself on fire. :'(
     
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    [quote author=sudas link=board=sex;num=1061925110;start=0#5 date=08/27/03 at 09:08:30]I looked up what happened to that porn star and found out she set herself on fire.  :'([/quote]

    That's what she gets for letting two men hump her at the same time on a camping trip.  Everybody knows what happens when you rub two sticks together.

    Pecker

    (I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back Seat of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink)
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=sex;num=1061925110;start=0#4 date=08/26/03 at 18:27:51]
    Sleep with alot of pregnant women, jonb? :)

    Seriously, though, I have absolutely no clue what you are talking about.  Maybe I just have a problem imagining sexual positions to begin with... there are many I just don't understand. :([/quote]
    No, I don't, but if we're not careful, that's how she becomes pregnant. :)

    The femur is the upper leg bone. In this case, if you were looking at an X-ray of the couple the couple, they'd form an X.
     
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    jerkin4-10: i like the piledriver...woman lies on her back...pushing her hips up into the air, supporting her hips with her arms..spreading her legs and throwing her legs back over her head, toes supporting legs...the guy stands over her, straddling her, inserting his cock straight down into her...bending at the knees to thrust into her...
     
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